The cutest puppy in the world, amazing sweet and cute.Everything is great about this dog. He/her is obedient and loyal. If you put him in a christmas costume you will die of exposure to cuteness.
Me : Puts costume on Milo
Milo: Shows puppy eyes
Me:Starts masturbating and dies to ripping my penis off.
Milo: Shows puppy eyes
Me:Starts masturbating and dies to ripping my penis off.
by Giant dog penis March 23, 2019

Milo is a man with a gigantic penis and balls. They are so big that it is almost uncanny. Milo is also a very sweet and charming person who is very loveable. Milo makes friends very easily and is just an amazing person. Still, even if there is a girl named Milo, she still has an enormous penis and ballsack.
Milo is very amazing.
by neverevernotnoteverbutistillam January 6, 2023

The guy in my last period. Pretty quiet, nice to look at, but hard to talk to. Of course everyone wants to be friends with him, after all we all have out fantasies. To me he looked like someone easy to be friend, since he didnt seem like he had many options. I tried to talk to him, but i just couldnt. Theres nothing special about him but for some reason im attracted to u. I didnt like u i just wanted to be boy and girl best friends, like in the shows and movies, i wanted someone who i was secretly crushing on whilst having mutual feelings however that is just and image and idea of you. We had somewhat similar interests. You were just the guy i enjoyed seeing and wanted to befriend. We never had a friendship however i hope we could. Youre style is average and youre really only halfway decent looking but what are there so many people after you? Youre personality is dry anyways. Now it sounds like im slandering you, but im just wonder how any why i couldnt befriend u. Ive always bin shy and not so good at making friends but today i fear ive had my first crush in middle school. with all those red flags i ignored, its fine because “love” is blind.. right?
by thegirlyourmomkeepscalling November 21, 2021

Anyone named Milo Anthony Jackson is the gayest of gays you will ever meet. He loves to take dick every weekend at his grandparents house in the shower.
Cameron: OMG Milo Anthony Jackson is literally my little fag toy.
Milo: IKR I love when you plow my little asshole. you tryna come over to my grandparents house so we can fuck in the shower.
Cameron: Sure thing I’ll put it so deep in your asshole you will not be able to walk for weeks!!!
Milo: IKR I love when you plow my little asshole. you tryna come over to my grandparents house so we can fuck in the shower.
Cameron: Sure thing I’ll put it so deep in your asshole you will not be able to walk for weeks!!!
by BleachDrinker21 February 2, 2024

The only man that can turn every Straight man gay, the only man to get every bitch known to mankind. He is perfection, some dumbasses in this world say "No one is perfect" but they clearly haven't met Ricardo Milos
by DDLCYuriFanboy May 24, 2022

by Baggings December 6, 2019
