Mikey

A derogatory term for a half wit homosexual

You are a filly mikey

by Shitygami November 21, 2021

mikey

mikey is such a sweetheart hes the love of my life he has the prettiest features if yk a mikey you might be the luckiest person ever, mikey is so sweet kind and caring and just the most perfect boy on this planet i cant imagine what a day would look like without mikey and i always look at him and wonder how can someone be so perfect he knows i love him but i dont think he feels the same anymore but its okay because its mikey

A: i love mikey
B: whos mikey?
A: mikey is the sweetest man i know and i wish i could turn things back the way they were

by imstillnotovermyex November 23, 2023

Mikey

An entitled idiot who acts in an antisocial manner and then complains on social media when he is called out on it.

"Some bloke on the train just told us to put our headphones in on a busy Avanti Train because he’s listening to an audio book and said we haven’t no manners and need to grow up."

"Then maybe you should stop being such a Mikey and put your bloody headphones in, you antisocial wanker!"

by SnoozySuzy June 3, 2025

Mikey

mikey sounds like an uncles name, ik. BUT IT IS NOTHING OF THE SORT

its the coolest name ever. it needs more recognition. i looked up "mikey" in google pictures, and i fucking got mickey mouse. dont compare a gods name to a rat.

aNYWAYS

mikey is a cooler version of the name Michael, which means "who is like God." isnt it epik?

okay, so lemme say one more thing

actually two more things.

1, IF YOUR THINKING OF NAMING YOUR KID MICHAEL. NO. ITS MIKEY.

2, MICKEY IS NOT FUCKING MIKEY

"hey mickey kinda sounds like mikey-"

"no it fucking doesnt"

by MyNameIsMikeyAndYoullDoWutISay October 16, 2019

Mikey Waterhouse

A painful sore, usually found on the anus

Sitting with this mikey waterhouse is really unpleasant. That mikey waterhouse is leaking puss.

by henningberg May 27, 2011

Mikey

A name of an annoying person that the only thing worse than their personality is their laugh.

Shut the fuck up, you sound like a mikey

Cmon dude, dont be a mikey

by MassiveBallsGigachad November 22, 2021

Mikey

Goof ass nigga.

Yo, I seen Mikey at your girls crib last night. he a goof ass nigga.

by fulanita786 October 28, 2018