Russian Beer Midget

A creature of Russian lore who will appear to you if you consume more than 2 Liters of Vodka. He will appear to you and kick your ass and once you pass out he will sodomize you.

“Bro be safe with those shots of vodka you don't want the Russian Beer Midget to appear and penetrate ya!”

by DoesntDrinkVodka November 26, 2020

Angry Arabic midget

A very angry short arabic midget that yells hurtful words

Bro I hate you, you’re an angry arabic midget.

by Thatgirlsaminer March 21, 2023

this ain’t no long dick on a midget

Everyone knows midgets DO NOT have a long wanker. That being said, you say this When you are telling a story that is hard to believe but very true

- Linda listen. This ain’t no long dick on a midget okay I really did this

by schlong Chong August 19, 2018

punched a midget

An act that while justifiable will ultimately result in embarrassment. The phrase is derived from the inevitable embarrassment that results from beating the shit out of a midget that is messing with your woman/insulting your honor. To allow him to continue will only lead to the shame of being hassled by a three foot tall circus performer, but knocking his teeth out will lead to looks of shock and disgust from passers by who did not witness the little person's earlier transgression.

So Mr. President, how goes the invasion of that third world nation?

Not good, i really punched a midget on that one.

by mongoose4342 July 17, 2006

Midget Porn Palace

A house in burley crest, downend, where a local man spends so much time watching midget porn that the neigbours are constantly complaing about the groaning sounds being emmited from his house all night long

John: what was all that noise in the street last night?
Bill: mate its that wierdo in the midget porn palace wanking exessivley again

by tubzyboy August 9, 2015

Spank the Midget

An act that marks the beginning of the end of a once successful career. Inspired by the artist, Miley Cyrus, when she brought midget back-up dancers on stage only to spank their tiny heinies.

Similar to the phrase, "Jump the Shark," coined when the character Fonzie water-skied over a shark in the hit show, "Happy Days." This episode was the epitome of a show losing ratings and resorting to desperate acts to raise view counts.

Britney Spears is going to spank the midget by going to Vegas.

by Jiggle Monkey September 22, 2013

Midget Spinner

Ok, so a Midget Spinner is no different than any Fidget Spinner; except the fact that instead of the Y-shaped device attached to it, now it's a Midget. And it spins around at an insane speed, rendering all the achievements which human have accomplished to this day as less important than it.

Nah.. Midget Spinner is a midget spinning around at an astounding speed that breaks the sound barrier.

A: Look at what I've got!
B: Wut m8?
A: A Fidget Spinner! It's so awesome! asrd641265w4165!%$!^$@(
B: I'd Midget Spinner yo ass!

by doomscyte July 24, 2017