new urban mechanics

A team of trouble-makers within municipal government.

What are those new urban mechanics up to now!

by nakedpilgrim February 13, 2018

Death by mechanical pencil!

It is when you grab a mechanical pencil of any sort and threaten someone with it verbally, or just wield it like a madman

DEaTh By MecHANicAL PenCIl!!!!

by Kaylathecat8 June 7, 2018

white-glove mechanic

an elite, often highly-specialized, perhaps cerebral, expensive mechanic

Telsa sent over some white-glove mechanic to diagnose the problem and he charged me $2000

by Kevin Nogilny December 3, 2019

Mechanical Pencil

The act of hitting a man in the behind numerous times, while attempting to get him to ejaculate.

"Yeah, Jim has some sort of erectile dis-function. His wife has to give him the Mechanical Pencil to make him cum.

by Andrew676Runner December 9, 2012

Mechanically Inclined

Something dumbshits say to try to sound like smartshits.

Shit 1: There's no way you can get that to work.
Shit 2: I can figure it out. I'm...mechanically inclined.

by Enginear September 24, 2018

mechanical hamster

A hamster that I own that is mechanical in nature. With a simple flick of a button it runs on its wheel or wherever you it wants. I does not gnaw incessantly on it's cage.

My mechanical hamster is collecting dust because I never use it.

by Toastmold January 19, 2004

Physics (Mechanical)

The study of the force, propulsion, tension, work, and energy conservation of shit down the toilet. Also deals with the: inertia, angular acceleration, and period of the turd when it circles and floats down the bowl. Then after that something that has to deal with thermodynamics and sewage.

That Physics (Mechanical) class is all kinds of confusing, isn't that what computers and Indian people are for?

by BIG B FROM THE T youknowamsayi January 17, 2011