Organic Mechanic

Doctor, Physician, Medical Practitioner

"my bitch got a set of fakes installed by the good ole organic mechanic"

"I had to see the organic mechanic for my yearly physical"

P-"In the future, we wont have doctors, we'll have organic mechanics".
M-"Dude, how fuckin' stoned are you"?

by P. Francis and M. Sambo October 14, 2012

wig mechanic

A mental health therapist who you see to get your wig fixed, i.e. the troubles in your head straightened out. A psychologist, psychiatrist, shrink, etc.

"You better see a wig mechanic when you get out of here. You got real problems." - Lester Dixon, novel Lay Down My Sword and Shield (1971) by James Lee Burke

by glaring August 19, 2013

lady mechanic

A craftsman or technician who uses tools to build or repair lady machinery; see also, OB/GYN.

I went for my yearly tune-up with the lady mechanic.

by nikkipal December 27, 2013

skateboard mechanic

A person with little skill or lacking in complexity and sophistication.

Man, that guy is so simple he majored in skateboard mechanics.

Perhaps the person who designed this airplane without wings was more of a skateboard mechanic.

by Chin-nutz February 27, 2017

Flesh mechanic

Another term for medical practitioners, allied health personnel and anyone really who deals with treating the human body

Steve: what are you going to study when you get to college?
Matt: i really like flesh mechanics.

by SubsonicV2 June 9, 2018

boner mechanic

Somebody who works on or fixes a boner

Went to see the boner mechanic last night, she worked on my cock.

by ThePanzyPanda November 28, 2018

Reverse mechanical bull

A sex act where the female climbs on in the reverse cowgirl anal position and masturbates aggressively to orgasm with a large vibrator.

She's gonna really earn that orgasm when we perform the reverse mechanical bull tonight.

by Lokithedestroyer October 18, 2019