Machanist

Root word: Machinists + Mechanics or vice versa. Describing two person at the same time without realizing it.

Doug, I did some car, work my hands are dirty, it will be nice to have that soap that the machanist used.

by Al d blackenese June 9, 2017

mechanics band aid

A Home made band aid made of electrical tape and paper towels

I needed a bandaid so I made a mechanics band aid, made of electrical tape and a paper towel

by 1937265285 October 30, 2017

mechanicability

Mechanical ability, skills

Does anyone have any mechanicability to fix my lawnmower

by TValerie May 31, 2018

Mechanical failure

A persistent erection that you have no control over, usually lasting over a few hours

Person 1: Man im so tired, I didn't get any sleep last night because I was in so much pain. I had mechanical failure.
Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor

by mtfort February 22, 2018

mechanical welfare

Crypto currency electricity profit and the care of equipment . Please note the moral purchase of the product must have some bearing on the use of it despite purchase else money's worthless.

I must get to work or home to my rig the mechanical welfare sits rotting like stig

by Smarrf March 14, 2018

mechaniclysm

The apocalyptic moment where robots finally transcend and improve their Artificial Intelligence to such an extent that they are all able to communicate with each other, banding together to finally defeat the humans.

This is a BAD thing.

"Hey Dennis, the whole Internet just shut down."
"Oh shit, don't tell me the mechaniclysm has finally happened...!!!??"

by bill cauliflower December 16, 2018

Mechanical penis

When your dick makes a clicking noise

Yo I got a mechanical penis she fell of my dick and broke it

by JAB0 January 20, 2019