Mayonnaise

When it is time to leave the restaurant after you are finished eating. Usually involved with a dine and dash situation.

The code word is mayonnaise. Hear that shit and it's time to run for the exits.

by Ice_Ice_PayMe October 11, 2019

MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR

Viral video of a jar of mayonnaise going up an escalator with a guy singing a song for said mayonnaise

MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR

ITS GOING UPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER

by mayonnaisegod5555 December 7, 2023

mayonnaise

what belongs on an escalator instead of people

mayonnaise on an escalator
its going up the stairs so see ya later

by cacacooroonee April 9, 2022

mayonnaise knuckle bump

When two bros go to knuckle bump each other and one has knowingly left ejaculation on his fist.

Ben: Hey brotha, what’s up? *offers knuckle forth for knuckle bump*

Chad: no man, I’m good, looks you got that mayonnaise knuckle bump there…

by JessaCali September 10, 2023

mayonnaise everywhere

When a dude hasn’t choked the chicken in a few days and upon releasing his load the back pressure causes a sitcky mess all over the place.

Britney hasn’t let Chad hit it in a few days, but last night she complained about the Mayonnaise everywhere in the bathroom.

by SexyGoodSex1856 February 14, 2019

Mayonnaise/maya curse

can't talk well
usually can't focus when talking
has major spelling errors

guy no.1 :hey bro wsg
guy no.2: ehashgdeghdishabhwu

Mayonnaise/Maya curse: means not talking properly

by dudelovescake July 11, 2024

Mayonnaise

Definition #1: A thick cold sauce or dressing usually used in sandwiches and composed salads.
Definition #2: An instrument.

Mayonnaise is such a beautiful instrument.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018