Mathias

Aggressive slide tackling motherfucker. Can hurt your collarbone. You should stay away from his balls.

Fuck me he destroyed me like a Mathias

by Cokpleaser October 7, 2022

Matthieu Carriere

Commonly known as a strung out homosexual who feeds off the souls of the young. Very mediocre at life itself. Also does not like to pay taxes so he refused to get a job nor move out of his mothers basement. He suckles upon her teet for sustenance and refused to unlatch.

"Did you hear those screams from the basement?"
"yeah its Matthieu Carriere unlatching from him moms teet"

by really come on October 9, 2022

Mattias Sand

Boring man, dry like sand.
Likes alternative bitches

Stop being so boring! You're just like Mattias Sand

by KrAppyUrbanana November 28, 2022

Mattias

he a real nigga. he makes me cum everytime i see him in my class

Mattias: Yo was gud my nigga?
Me: cums

by pieofsteve May 16, 2023

Matthijs

A very respectable, but very offensive person. One that does not care about other's opinions and biases; one on their own.

"Mike is a really good person, but he's seeming like a matthijs.

by Kyan Little-King June 9, 2023

Mathias Oyewusi

He's a strange creature that only appears when he plays against big teams like Galatasaray, Malmo, Basel and he ghosts against small clups like Panevežys

-Ronaldo scored hat-trick versus Spain but he ghosted against Barcelona
-He must be Mathias Oyewusi

by Patrick Bateman 2009 August 1, 2023

Mathiass

A guy with a twink build, yet a juicy phat ass.

That guy is built like a Mathiass

by Mathiassenjoyer October 12, 2023