Named after the lesser known footballer Matt Done. When you’re so inebriated or ingested one pinger too many or consistently spouting absolute shit then you are Matt.
Mate, have you seen Josh, he’s absolutely Matt!
Betty will you shut up, all you talk is nonsense, you’re completely Matt.
Betty will you shut up, all you talk is nonsense, you’re completely Matt.
by Joeworthit March 24, 2018
Get the Matt mug.Just kind of an odd ball with some weird turn ons like feet and ears. Impulsive and likes to nibble, anything that jiggles in an instant, he’ll be on. He’s a pretty chill dude and can even get high off of essential oils.
by perrrythedoof April 23, 2018
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Get the Matt mug.“Does he ever move from that couch?”
“All he does is just sit there and eat lettuce??”
“Oh don’t worry, that’s just Matt”
“All he does is just sit there and eat lettuce??”
“Oh don’t worry, that’s just Matt”
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Matt is handsome
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Get the Matt mug.Matt is fucking stupid.
by GodSlasher June 30, 2019
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