penis mache

Formed by quickly wrapping a tissue around your member right after sex so you can slide off the bed without dripping excess semen all over the place. By the time you reach the edge of the bed and attempt to remove the tissue to clean up, the semen soaked paper has glued itself to your member much like paper mache and it can be extremely difficult to remove all the little bits.

"Damn it, I wallpapered my dick again just to avoid staining the sheets. Gonna need a chisel to remove this dried penis mache. "

penis mache by eyesee63 November 23, 2013

skaterboi macheda 

a skaterboi macheda is a cosplayer who has a skate board. he thinks hes a pro at mini skateboards but hes atually trash. If you ever meet a skaterboi macheda never lose them because they are soooooo funny and tyically amazing singers. he tends to wear backwards pink hats, hoodies with the sleeves pulled up, and a watch. HES SO COOL. at day they wear strong cologne and champion hoodies. at night they wear cosplay.

a skatboarder who likes anime
ex. "i skateboard and watch anime" "youre a skaterboi macheda"

skaterboi macheda by coolirishdancerxd December 3, 2021

den Sascha machen 

Buying a bike that's worth 3000€ but paying 5000€ and being content with the decision.

"I know my bike is only worth 3000€, but other people pay the same prize as me so it's fine." - Sascha, den Sascha machen d.

den Sascha machen by Cracknickel July 2, 2022

Machete 

a long knife, used for hacking your way through the jungle. also the most awesome zombie killing tool ever.

Shit, theres zombies outside. wheres my machete

Machete by ltdelicious May 4, 2009

the matches 

an AWESOME band from Oakland, theyre music is addicting. i havent listened to anything but them in weeks. I <3 The Matches

I am Deanna and i am addicted to the Matches Cd, Im just a dog eared page you turn back to, wheres the place for me? when were both in love with you. <<<3333

the matches by Dizzle March 24, 2005

matchateacos 

A Sonia Nevermind cosplayer who's known for snorting lemonade powder and worshiping a mannequin named Bethany. They've gained most of their popularity from insulting big creators and creating the iconic Komaru Fried Chicken video.

Oh hey! Is that matchateacos!? We better run before they start insulting us and snorting lemonade powder!

matchateacos by Hiyoko Kinnie 101 November 10, 2020

macheted 

To have a threesome with a girl and her mother. Usually done in a pool while being recorded with a video camera.

I went to her house this weekend and macheted her and her mom.

macheted by rustyspikeshackleford April 6, 2011