Refers to social "pairings" (i.e., friendships, romantic/business relationships, marriages, etc.) that are of sufficient "durability" that they are "impermeable to moisture-related mishaps"; i.e., the couples' bond of amicable feelings with each other will not be adversely affected by stressful/unfortunate "H20-type" events that can happen in everyday life, such as getting caught in the rain, accidentally stepping/falling into deep puddles, etc.
Waterproof matches are all well and good in and of themselves, but another true --- and necessary --- test of a compatible union between two individuals would have to be a "trial by fire"... as Tevya's young daughters vehemently remonstrated in "Fiddler On The Roof", "playing with matches, a girl can get burned"!
by QuacksO April 20, 2019
Get the waterproof matchesmug. When you and your friend never see each other but you are matching on Snapchat or other forms of social media
by Not Brooke March 9, 2017
Get the lowkey matchingmug. by JermoeASFrealnotfake March 1, 2022
Get the Mix & matchmug. by c*ckjugglingthundahkunt June 13, 2017
Get the cage matchmug. A burger match is when you or your friend challenge you to do something amazing and if you succeed you earn a burger, on them.
by T O A D YT August 30, 2022
Get the Burger Matchmug. by Manbilly999 March 21, 2025
Get the pre match goonmug. Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass and pass a BOP bolt back and forth using only their Anal muscles until one person can’t pass it no more. That person must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear the bolt until they successfully change rams and pressure test a 10 k BOP.
Mark : Hey Kevin what’s wrong with you today?
Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!
Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!
by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023
Get the Axis Tennis matchmug.