Masturbation Audience

a 'masturbation audience' is an event where a speaker will dramatically retell the most jarring parts of a story in order to incite intense excitement and emotion in their audience without delving into the wider and deeper context which grounds the story

That guy is having a masturbation audience. He keeps telling the story of how he won a spicy wing challenge and won but left out that the wings were only mildly spicy.

by ZingleZee November 18, 2019

Poetical Masturbation

The stimulation of poetry used to ejaculate great expressions of the verbal & mental action.

Yo, you should check out Gemeineye on youtube, his poems are like poetical masturbation.

by LLJDP February 2, 2010

Festive Masturbation

Looking up weird shit on pornhub that is festive related

Lorna: We were joking about nugget porn the other day
Emily: Why do people look up like 'naughty elf' and shit on pornhub though? Like why do they need to make their masturbation festive??
Festive masturbation my dear friends

by Loce May 22, 2015

super masturbation

Super masturbation refers to the act of masturbating without stopping through multiple orgasms, 4 or more for men, 9 or more for women

Ever since I discovered super masturbation my life has gotten so much better, my record is 17!

by daddymann March 10, 2016

banana masturbation

when a female grabs as many bananas as she wants and stick them in whichever hole she wants while screaming the annoying orange "he will mock you" song :)

"i had just gotten home and i opened her door and was going to give her a present but i found her doing banana masturbation"

by fkyoujames June 14, 2017

Suicidal masturbation w Lauren

When you want to end your life but instead of ending your life you aggressively masturbate for 47 minutes while FaceTiming someone named Lauren (its gotta be 47 minutes exactly) to distract yourself from your thoughts

"God I really wish I was dead"
"Have you tried Suicidal masturbation w Lauren?"
"Not yet, I'll get on that"

by zacattack September 16, 2019

Masterbation Goggles

When you are masturbating to porn that you wouldn't normally find arousing.

Dude 1: Ew man why is their foot fetish videos in your search history?
Dude 2: I don't know man it must have been my masterbation goggles.

by Eaglesrownage December 12, 2012