Masturater

A person who posts fake 5-star online reviews about themselves.

Razo is such a masturater, posting reviews about herself in the third person.

by jocklondon February 21, 2024

Masturbatee'

Passive-aggressive self pleasuring like waiting patiently for a climax like whipping your erect tool out in a wind farm or letting a stream of water get your penis to emit some baby yoghurt.

Hey Kris, jerk off or be a masturbatee' all your life.

by CatVader May 11, 2015

masturbateable

something that is debatable and can be masturbated

Nikhil is just a masturbateable person in genral.

by XXX_mAJorMAStURbAtioN_xxx April 2, 2016

Masturdate

When a couple goes on a date and someone stalks them to masturbate to them.

"sally and billy went on a date so i went out to masturdate to them"

by Ash is Daddy May 17, 2016

Masturbatetion

It is when you grab the penile erection then you spam your social medias with #Start , when you are done you write #end while a salty suprise awaits.

I'm going to go wank ya know Masturbatetion Spam people with #End

by #END February 28, 2017

mashucated

to squeeze something very very hard, therefore, becoming mashucated

did you just see that guy get mashucated against the wall

by El coño tu prima May 29, 2018

Masturbate tomorrow

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by Zack Lazer September 27, 2018