markelle fultz

The greatest basketball player in the history of basketball; much better than Lonzo Ball. Best player from the 2017 draft

When I grow up want to be as good as Markelle Fultz

by I'm cute August 31, 2017

Markes

A markes is a good looking guy with a kind heart, who is loved by many. But because of that fact many jelouse people tend to wish they were important enough to be a markes.

God i wish i could be a markes, but im not important enough!

by TheTzar May 20, 2018

Black Marketing

The unethical practice enabled by the rise of wiki technologies and communities, of creating and promulgating false and deceptive information, e.g. nonexistent celebrities, events, organizations, ideologies, theories and other phenomena.

He created and promulgated a character who never existed for a Wikipedia entry relating to the iconic TV series, "I Love Lucy," a perfect example of black marketing.

by gatheringman December 30, 2009

Ocean Marketing

Opposite of Good Marketing.
Based off a bad PR case from the makers of Avenger Controller, Ocean Marketing.

"Did you see their new ad campaign? Man, was that ocean marketing!"

by tombuben January 1, 2012

Marketing

A career in which people (normally men who have an issue with their sexuality and drive Mopeds) state the obvious and get paid a lot of money for it. They normally have catchy initials like AA or RR and spend a lot of time getting their signature to look important

Anyone wearing a pink shirt on a regular basis and working in Hammersmith.

by Noddy April 10, 2003

marker bee

n. (pl. -ees) (derogatory) a higher-level university student employed by a professor to mark papers. Also known as a teacher's aide, or T.A. (Derived from WORKER BEE)

Professor Bombshell's over-zealous marker bees couldn't actually find anything wrong with my paper so they made shit up. I asked Bombshell to look it over himself and he agreed I should get a higher grade on it.

by William Knowles November 6, 2008

market weight

a description for a person, pet, or livestock, that has reached a weight that would make them worthy of taking to market.

Lori is a sturdy girl, but will reach market weight soon if she doesn't watch herself.

That dude is huge, definitely market weight.

by AK sparky May 19, 2008