Joan Marc

Joan Marc is an extroverted guy who doesn’t have any problem in talking to literally anyone in the streets, clubs, bars or any place you can imagine. He will even talk to dogs if he’s bored. He likes partying and going out so if you ever want to have some fun at night, text him, he will always have a plan. Joan Marc, Joanmi or JM is the type of guy that turns shitty parties in good ones. Even tho he sucks at driving, he is really talented for football, and one day he will play for the best club in the world, Real Club Deportivo Español, or so he says. In conclusion, Joan Marc is a synonym for guaranteed fun.

- Damn, I wanna go out so bad tonight Joan Marc.

- Bro, tonight we go to La Parca Night Club.
- Bro wtf is La Parca Night Club?
- I dont even know i just heard some friends are going there.

- Yeah but today is monday bro…
- Man I always have a plan lets goooooooo
- Puto Joanmi xd

by T47IYAH November 23, 2021

Hunnidband.marc

A bitchass nigga who pussy and pressed to talk on niggas onna internet and wouldn’t say dat slick talk to a nigga face

Dat boa Hunnidband.marc a bitch onm

by Ayooboa November 23, 2021

Pierre-Marc

A very flirty guy who likes to make fun of him.
He has a pretty wife/girlfriend, but he hide his feelings.
He needs nobody and likes to be alone. "Besoin de personne" (need nobody in French) is his saying .
He loves fishes and makes hugs with his finger on your shoulder.
He's the SIMP/CRUSH of everyone.

(Don't tell anyone but he secretly loves Kate Bush)

Did you heard about Pierre-Marc ?
-Omg yes, he's my biggest simp !

by Elliothefish June 23, 2022

sade and jean-marc

A really complicated couple but get along perfectly, sade is really shy around jean-marc and refuses to show her true colours. Jean-marc loves her with all his heart and wants to be with her forever but just wished she would be more honest with herself. They are the perfect lovey dovey couple

"Sade and jean-marc are a cute couple"

by Lx5gz November 6, 2021

marc the sharc

1. a) a kid that is always around when not wanted
b) all conversation in the room stops if:
-it enters the room in any way
-it speaks
-its appears creeping in the shadows of pictures
-it is hungry and wants food
-if it asks to "lift"
-when it is caught sight of
-PLEASE ADD TO THE LIST THIS IS THE KID NOONE LIKES

c)shitty annoying qualities that make you want to grind his face on a cheese grader:
-joke abuser
-silent scumbag
-cheap fuck
-complains
-bad rep
-cheater
-uses a girlfriend voice
-invites himself over when never wanted
-follows where not invited
-loves to brag about how rich he is and the golf course he belongs to
-drives his daddy's bmw that he claims to have paid for in full
-webcams with girlfriend who mutually cheat on one another

person 1: yo how much do you hate marc the sharc?
person 2: i wouldnt mind if boiling oil was poured on his face

by Joe Flacco January 26, 2009

marc

An Asian man who is fond of red scarfs and Louis Vuitton merchandise, likes small asian girls but would cheat with an arab if her makeup is right.

Guy 1: "Aye, did you see that guy with a red scarf and a north face parka"
Guy 2: "yeah man that's a Marc, he went round the corner"

by shabbayeetchiefkeef January 27, 2017

Marc

Always tired after playing with puppies all day. When you find a Marc, you will be tired too.

Bro 1: Man, I feel like Marc rn
Bro2: Yeah same. So sick of playing with puppies.

by Phil mahooters December 1, 2020