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Maria Curie

Marie Sklodowska Curie was a physicist and chemist of Polish upbringing and subsequent French citizenship. She was a pioneer in the field of radioactivity and the first person honored with two Nobel Prizes (in physics and chemistry).She was also the first female professor at the University of Paris.

Her death was from aplastic anemia, almost certainly contracted from exposure to radiation. The damaging effects of ionizing radiation were not then known, and much of her work had been carried out in a shed, without taking any safety measures. She had carried test tubes containing radioactive isotopes in her pocket and stored them in her desk drawer, remarking on the pretty blue-green light that the substances gave off in the dark.

Due to their levels of radioactivity, her papers from the 1890s are considered too dangerous to handle. Even her cookbook is highly radioactive. They are kept in lead-lined boxes, and those who wish to consult them must wear protective clothing...
Maria Curie is the inventor of Uranium.
by Scottthomasson June 20, 2010
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Jose Maria

Son of Chuck Norris and living proof that not all salsa lovers dance well.
Jose maria sings but does not dance.
by HotelLunaGrande September 7, 2016
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Sila Maria Pinto

An alien originally hailing from an obscure planet in the andromeda galaxy. She is currently learning the ways of earthling life. Sila enjoys British accents, moving her nose like a bunny (one of her many talents),eating various gummy candies, and entertaining the earthlings with her awkward sense of humor. Sila is a fan of all rock music, manga, comics, anime, and discovery channel, and she also secretly worships all the furry creatures that roam the land. Sila is a very elusive creature who tends to enjoy randomly appearing in mosh pits, and is famed for appearing with words of wisdom when her earthling friends are in danger. Sila has a very wide range of very confusing moods and facial expressions the likes of which tend to confuse her surrounding earthlings. Sila can often be found looking to the sky and pondering whether the mother ship will ever come back for her. If you ever happen to run into Sila make sure to say "shlaaawapagroudumpio" and give her a hearty hug for that is her preferred greeting.
Sila Maria Pinto: *holds out a baby* is this item for consumption?

"would you look at that amazingly attractive female the complexities of her beauty are not of this world! It must be Sila Maria Pinto!"
by thatoneguythatwasinthebushes February 25, 2009
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Maria

a girl who will surprise you in many ways. she loves to get down and dirty! loves sex, but is a great freind but sometimes she likes to punch you for no reason
i'm doing a MARIA tonite! :D

dude really?

ohhh yea!

man yer sooo lucky

i know i am!
by lolkid12 December 12, 2011
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Santa Maria

Bunch-a sluts that wear push up bras to go out for lunch.
catholic bitches who got flat booties.
try to flex on Iona girls, but they are cooler and richer.
guy 1- eww lily from Santa Maria hit me up on sat
guy 2- eww flat ass
by hellyeaboi March 28, 2019
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Maria

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. The kind that makes ur jaw drop when she walks in the room. She gorgeous but at the same time very humble. Very smart and has the best personality. Herr laugh is very contagious and bring people with a lot of joy.
by Baseballguy230 April 30, 2020
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Maria

A really pretty girl, with eyes that sparkle. Said to be a mexican, and italian name.
Boy 1- OH wow. Her eyes sparkle! Shes a maria!
Girl - my eyes sparkle too! *jealous*
by sparklyeyes July 22, 2011
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