March 14

National kiss your girlfriend day

(Boy)Hey wanna kiss
(Girl) yea it's march 14

by Hddudvdnsjxy March 13, 2022

March 27

My BIRTHDAY 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨WOOOOOOOOOOO

Wow did you hear it was Quincy’s birthday today??
No
It’s MARCH 27th

Ohhhh ya she’s a bad bitch

by BAD BITCH Q August 12, 2022

March 25th 2020

The day when it all went wrong...

Me: Dude do you remember march 25th 2020?
Them: Bro I wish it never happened

by 8diedd July 10, 2022

Stalin March

When your butthole is stretched out from a rough anal session or from using large toys, causing you to be unable to walk properly.

Most common in anal virgins who haven't been trained for no mercy by their lover.

Friend 1: Hey wanna do something tonight?
Friend 2: No, my partner gave me a harsh anal fucking, now i have to do the stalin march.
Friend 1: I've been there young man, it hurts.

by Blifnab March 10, 2021

James Patrick March

James Patrick March is a character on the TV show "American Horror Story" in season 5- "Hotel". March, based loosely on the real American serial killer H.H.Holmes, is the original owner of the Hotel Cortez, an accommodation designed specifically to tend to his psychopathic needs, fit with secret passages, gas taps and much more, which allowed him to begin the "Ten Commandments Killings" later finished by Detective John Lowe.

James has a handsome appearance- with neat dark brown hair and eyes which are described as "piercing" and a thin, pencil moustache. He has also sported the nickname "Jimmy" once by the countess, a previous love interest of his.

Annually, March also holds a hotel event by the name "Devil's night" which groups together some of the most famous serial killers in American history- such as John Wayne Gacy and Jeffrey Dahmer. During this dinner party, the guests drink to their "libation" - absinthe, and are offered the life of a victim as "dessert".

Who is the original owner of the Hotel Cortez?
James Patrick March.

by SaltyBitch.com July 4, 2020

March 27th

The most beautiful girls are born on this day. They lure you in with their beauty and voices. They can control your mind. Make you do crazy things. Their beauty doesn’t age. They are sirens. The women born on March 27th are connected to the sea. Their birthstone is Aquamarine. Their love is pure but fatal.

“Wow why is that girl so gorgeous?”
“Because she was born on March 27th. People say she’s a true born siren”

by Havenvelour October 16, 2019

March 12

Homie day. Where all the homies get together.

Homie#1: it’s March 12
Homie#2 you know what that means

All the homies: bros before hoes!

by friendlyleader October 15, 2019