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Jonah's Maneuver

Named after the creator Jonah Williamsworth O'Brien. It is a technique of masturbation frequently used if one were to find themselves with an absence of arms or chromosomes. Where the individual lies on its stomach and rubs its cock and/or pussy lips against its legs. Which is a very efficient way of reaching sexual climax for some.
Mahmood: "So how do you masturbate Corbin?"

Corbin: "I do Jonah's Maneuver!"

Keiran: *Autistic grunts*

Mahmood: "Oh, I love Jonah's Maneuver!"
by Blackflys December 14, 2019
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devil's pouch maneuver

a term for when a pizza delivery guy calls you daddy and tea bags your pizza
AHH DANG IT The guy pulled a devil's pouch maneuver on my pizza.
by sasasasasasasa123 February 29, 2020
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Penis Maneuver

A interesting act done by males in order to preduce pleasure also know as jacking off,wanking,or{mastubating}.
Greg! I did the penis maneuver so hard last night!
by Urmumswasher July 30, 2020
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The Brigette Maneuver

To date as many people as possible both in a single date and long term relationship for no particular purpose other than to elicit bordom. Making ones way through life by having so many dating partners one has all their basic needs and more fulfilled
Help me! I pulled The Brigette Maneuver and I brought NINE tinder dates to the club tonight.
by Oshen Fjre June 9, 2020
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Oatmeal Maneuver

When you drift into a powerslide within Gran Turismo 3 A-Spec on the Playstation 2 and don't know the name of the action, so you name it after a grain.
Paul: Woah! How'd you get around my car? I've been in first the entire!
Rudd: I don't know... I guess I used the Oatmeal Maneuver.
by SWNeph September 17, 2020
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lumpy maneuver

Blowing into someone's large intestine to give them CPR. It's considered 100% ineffective and fatal.
Did you hear how he just did the Lumpy maneuver on that guy? What an idiot.
by Shailushai December 22, 2023
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Grant O’Brien Maneuver

When you suck your own dick by sitting near a wall and walking your legs down the wall
“Did you hear about the guy who’s dad walked in on him with his own hog in his mouth?” “Yeah he was attempting the Grant O’Brien Maneuver”
by DoctorWho11 January 26, 2024
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