Jonah's Maneuver

Named after the creator Jonah Williamsworth O'Brien. It is a technique of masturbation frequently used if one were to find themselves with an absence of arms or chromosomes. Where the individual lies on its stomach and rubs its cock and/or pussy lips against its legs. Which is a very efficient way of reaching sexual climax for some.

Mahmood: "So how do you masturbate Corbin?"

Corbin: "I do Jonah's Maneuver!"

Keiran: *Autistic grunts*

Mahmood: "Oh, I love Jonah's Maneuver!"

by Blackflys December 14, 2019

devil's pouch maneuver

a term for when a pizza delivery guy calls you daddy and tea bags your pizza

AHH DANG IT The guy pulled a devil's pouch maneuver on my pizza.

by sasasasasasasa123 February 29, 2020

Penis Maneuver

A interesting act done by males in order to preduce pleasure also know as jacking off,wanking,or{mastubating}.

Greg! I did the penis maneuver so hard last night!

by Urmumswasher July 30, 2020

The Brigette Maneuver

To date as many people as possible both in a single date and long term relationship for no particular purpose other than to elicit bordom. Making ones way through life by having so many dating partners one has all their basic needs and more fulfilled

Help me! I pulled The Brigette Maneuver and I brought NINE tinder dates to the club tonight.

by Oshen Fjre June 9, 2020

Oatmeal Maneuver

When you drift into a powerslide within Gran Turismo 3 A-Spec on the Playstation 2 and don't know the name of the action, so you name it after a grain.

Paul: Woah! How'd you get around my car? I've been in first the entire!
Rudd: I don't know... I guess I used the Oatmeal Maneuver.

by SWNeph September 17, 2020

Maneuver

To maneuver is to make carefully thought out moves on someone to make them interested in you before obviously flirting.

1. I need some help with this homework, think you can come over later to help me with it?
2. Sure ofc
1. Oooooo snap, did you see that maneuver I just pulled?
3. You're gonna have that girl in no time!
1. I am in Maneuver Mode frfr I am the Maneuvering Master.

by Brashashbrown March 29, 2023

G maneuver

Science your a dumbass just stop falling for this shit Jesus Christ

The G maneuver is still in fundamental retard

by You’re so retarded February 2, 2023