March 5 

Eat a shawty out day.

Bro it’s March 5 you already know i’m about to eat a shawty out!

March 5 by xepsdik October 16, 2019

March 2 

National Get a girl day, A day where all you dweeb will get a girlfriend.

On March 2 I got a girlfriend.

March 2 by Better Couple October 27, 2019

March 15th 

The day Denzel Crocker lost his Fairy God Parents in 1972

March 15th is the day when Mr. Crocker is at his meanest

March 15th by brianbuddy2 ACP November 15, 2018

March 1

Talk to your crush day.( Increase the chance of u being together today :D

March 1 is today

March 1 by National day official March 1, 2021

March 30th 

People with humongous dongs born today

Bro you've got the biggest dong I've ever seen, you must be born on March 30th

March 30th by Salad42069 October 16, 2019

March 27 

Give head to your boyfriend

March 27 is awesome

March 27 by Garrick snowy October 15, 2019

March 27th 

The best people were born on this day

"When were you born"
"March 27th"
"No wonder your the best!"

March 27th by Angvil October 16, 2019