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Mushroom Fart 

A fart so concentrated and large in magnitude that it explodes through your pants and Fus-Ro-Dah's any object within 200 feet, leaving a dangerous amount of fart radiation on the area for years which gives people asskemia.
1. Did you hear that Josh let out a Mushroom Fart on his date last night?

2. In 1945, two obese Americans Mushroom Farted in Hiroshima and Nagasaki and gave many Japanese people asskemia.
Mushroom Fart by Kearemme August 16, 2014

Mushroom Surprise 

The act of sneaking up on someone and slapping them with your penis hard enough so that it leaves a "mushroom" type bruise.
God damn that mushroom surprise hurt.

mushroom dick 

either a circumcised penis, or a non-circumcised penis in which the foreskin is always kept pulled back
I'm so glad I'm not circumcised, that means I get to keep my my foreskin pulled back from the mushroom part of my mushroom dick thus avoiding "dick cheese", then push it back over whenever I want, and STILL not have any fucked-up cosmetic surgery on my cock
mushroom dick by mr mushroom November 13, 2006

mushroom tattoo 

To whip someone with the head of your penis leaving a tatoo resembling a mushroom tattoo
andrews wordchode/word gives weird mushroom tattoos
mushroom tattoo by Tyler February 1, 2003

Mushroom Mic

The male organ often recognized as the penis. Webster didn't know shit so he called it a penis. Can be found in the lower mid regions of the pants on a human who also obtains an adams apple.
Maybe you should speak into the mushroom mic bitch, cause im not listening.

Suck my m&m whore.
Mushroom Mic by (the) James May 4, 2008

Mushroom bruise 

The purple or pink hematoma left by Clint Eastgoode's cock hitting your cheek.
That hit Sandy received last night left a sah-weet mushroom bruise!
Mushroom bruise by JeepGurl November 3, 2010