Briggsback Mountain

An X-rated western film starring dwarf artist Briggsy as a gay cowboy who rides across the plains wearing only pink chaps and stetson. He is on a constant quest for cowboy ass. He lassos unfortunate lone horsemen and fistfucks them to oblivion, shouting "yee-hah" all the while.

Keep away from Briggsy's local gay bar or you'll end up with a cameo in the sequel to Briggsback Mountain.

by Gordy Frigmahole September 19, 2006

Milk The Mouse

Milking the Mouse is a painful joke that is accomplished by squeezing someone's bent pinky finger (bent the way it normally bends - imagine the tip of the pinky is lying very near the base of the pinky) between your thumb and forefinger. Start squeezing the pinky gently and then increase the pressure slowly. It may start to hurt them and they will squeak but if you do it correctly it will hurt when you let the finger go. It is called Milking the Mouse because when someone's "Mouse is Milked" they will usually squeak like a mouse.

Hey man, want me to show you how to Milk The Mouse?

by baconismidog March 7, 2009

what that mouth do

a question towards a woman asking if they give blowjobs and how skilled they are at their craft of giving neck

Man:So whats good for tonight

Women: anything whats up
Man:aye i was wondering,"what that mouth do"
Women: Don't play with me

by Nomaj October 31, 2013

lemon mouth

A game, usually played while drinking, where you put a lemon slice in your mouth and suck on it as long as possible. Unlike in the game of life, the person who sucks the longest wins.

First seen in the "Prince" episode of New Girl.

"Surrounded by celebrities and millionaires, and you dingbats are playing lemon mouth. Rind me, woman." -Schmidt

by Kelsey McJon February 4, 2014

Blue mountain state

The greatest fucking show ever. If you haven't seen it, tie your nut sack to a cinder block and throw it off a cliff

Blue mountain state is awesome

by dresch5 January 14, 2014

Bandini Mountain

A large pile of manure. Originally referred to a 100-foot tall mound at the Headquarters of the Bandini Fertilizer Company in Commerce, California.

"We're going skiing on Bandini mountain!"

by montypark January 23, 2009

Bernese Mountain Dog

The chillest, raddest, most handsome dog ever. A cuddle monster who melts hearts, and will wear down even the toughest, hardest individual. Clint Eastwood loves Berners. The taliban hate the U.S. because we have these amazing dogs and they're jealous little bitches.

Lady: "What kind of dog is that?"
Man: "He's a Bernese Mountain Dog."
Lady: "He's beautiful. I want to have sex with you now."

by BaileytheBerner February 10, 2010