Njet Molotoff

A Finnish propaganda song to mock Russian invaders during the Winter War, also goes hard as fuck

Finlandia, Finlandia,
sinne taas matkalla oli Iivana.
Kun Molotoffi lupas' juu kaikki harošii¹,
huomenna jo Helsingissä syödään marožii².
Njet Molotoff, njet Molotoff,
valehtelit enemmän kuin itse Bobrikoff.

Finlandia, Finlandia,
Mannerheimin linja oli vastus ankara.
Kun Karjalasta alkoi hirmu tulitus,
loppui monen Iivanan puhepulistus.
Njet Molotoff, njet Molotoff,
valehtelit enemmän kuin itse Bobrikoff.

Finlandia, Finlandia,
sitä pelkää voittamaton Puna-Armeija.
Ja Molotoffi sanoi että katsos torppas niin,
Tšuhna aikoo käydä meitä kraivelista³ kii.
Njet Molotoff, njet Molotoff,
valehtelit enemmän kuin itse Bobrikoff.

Uralin taa, Uralin taa,
siellä onpi Molotoffin torpan maa.
Sinne pääsee Stalinit ja muutkin huijarit,
politrukit, komissaarit ja petroskoijarit.
Njet Molotoff, njet Molotoff,
valehtelit enemmän kuin itse Bobrikoff.

guy 1 : yo you heard of Njet Molotofff?
russian guy 2 : THE SNOW IS FUCKING SPEAKING VIETNAMESE NJET NJET NJET NJET NJET NJET OH FUCK

by guywholikesthings January 7, 2024

Casino Mobster

donald trump

trump earned Casino Mobster nickname when he spent billions of dollars, in the freakin' 90s, to build a shithole casino in New Jersey—with tons money-laundering allegations—only to have the whole thing go bankrupt in the end.

by Uncle Joosie January 12, 2024

Casino Mobster

Donald Trump

Who spends nearly $2B to build a shithole casino in New Jersey—along with credible accusations of money laundering—only to have the whole thing go belly up? Casino Mobster does.

by Uncle Joosie January 17, 2024

Human Molotov

The act of drinking a large amount of gasoline (BRAND NEW REFERENCE) then lighting your mouth on fire and jumping off a building.

Bro did you see that dude do the Human Molotov at the Carcass concert?! That was fucking metal bro.

by BRANDNEWYAYAYA July 20, 2025

Truckstop Molotov

When you have eaten something excessively deep fried and greasy; and it causes you to take a blisteringly spicy dump.

It was taco tuesday last night and my arse is on fire today.... gonna have to go and unload a Truckstop Molotov.

by chronicblazer123 January 7, 2026

frenchman's molotov

The process of cumming in a girls mouth, who is drunk, then pouring hotsauce in her mouth. Giving her a gentleman's shave. is optional.

jill was drunk out of her skull, so i decided to give her the good ol' frenchman's molotov. she woke up that morning wondering why she had fecal matter on her face and her mouth was burning.

by The black t-dog November 14, 2009

youtube.com/mcbot

This is an example of a good YouTube channel and a advertisement

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by freegmail April 25, 2022