doretti mix

a mixture of doritos and weed smoked together

lets make a doretti mix tonight!
yeah i'll bring the doritos

by peeohh September 16, 2010

My Mix

My way of doing things, unique to me, original, from my life experiences and best practices.

This is my mix: Don't bring that dumb shit into my life.

by jmasalle June 1, 2021

Nix mix

A very badly made drink

“Nikoline made another Nix Mix… I poured it in the potted plant when she wasn’t looking.”

by Ceyphe July 2, 2022

Mixing Gravy

Another word for having sex or making kids.

Don't be mixing gravy on my sheets !

by Coon Dog Ape Face November 14, 2012

mixed wood

When you aren't sure that the thing turning you on, should be turning you on.
When you are confused about the nature of what is giving you a boner.

Today when I saw a car crash I got so horny. I had mixed wood for about 2 hours.

by TheLoveableLion December 11, 2014

Mancake Mix

Male ejaculate.

*walking into a cheap hotel room to investigate a prostitutes murder* “It smells like shame and pancake mix in here captain…” “The shame parts right, but that smell is more like mancake mix if you catch my drift.” *panik*

by Mydickissmallerthanyours March 7, 2022

Smash Mix

A play mix designed to play while you make the beasts with two backs.

Felix knew he was about score so he slipped on his smash mix

by Slippin' pee hands October 2, 2020