MILES

The weirdest boy is the whole world

Miles: Hi

Me: Your weird

by tryandguesskid May 28, 2018

Miles

Miles tends to be a very emo person who loves to talk to friends and draw on their hands. If you ever meet a miles make sure to become good friends.

That miles drew all over me again

by BadSpazBrad June 1, 2018

Miles

The best person ever, he is perfect in every way. He plays trumpet, and has brown hair, is tall. He is perfect in every way.

Who is that ugly guy over there

Thats definetly not miles

by Theinsanleyhotguy April 4, 2018

chattin air miles

When one proclaims a statement, someone who has heard it believes it not to be true or false, and so replies with the statement: "stop chatting air miles".

"arrhhh blud, ye know dis new era hat is bare fresh, man's must of jacked it from JD blud!

REPLY FROM FELLOW HOODMAN

"erhhhhh, no blud, stop chattin air miles! Dat hat is wack!"

by The freshest big "A" from Catford October 29, 2007

minesweeping

A fairly despicable habit originating in student bars in the UK. After the bar is shut, but while people are still in the venue, the more desperate alcoholic will go round collecting any half-full abandoned drinks he can find, and neck them without anybody noticing. The more drunk you get, the more likely it will be that you drink out of a glass that someone's used as an ashtray. Another possibly hazard is rohypnol.

Tom: Hey buddy where d'you get those drinks from -the bar shut half an hour ago?
Dick: Oh I just went minesweeping round those tables at the back.

by housecat December 20, 2004

Mieskeit

The opposite of a beauty queen. Usually refers to a fat, ugly smelly girl or woman. Best described as Fugly. Can be found in large numbers at Mc Donalds and Wal-Mart eating greasy fast food.
If this Mieskeit was my blind date, I'd tell her/it, I'm
a Fanook who likes quiche, show tunes, Barbara Streissand, Bette Midler and art films.

I got ripped off by a dating service who matched me up with fat, frumpy, Fugly Mieskeit women with short hair and kankles. :-(

by Simon July 9, 2006

Mies

Rhyming slang for 'goer'. based on the surname of Bauhaus architect Ludwig Mies Van Der Röhe (see model king)

origin: Swindon School of Art, c. mid 90s

'Hey man, your friend's a total Mies, how's about you putting in a word eh?'

by Primer Grey November 9, 2004