Gift Card Millionaire

A person who holds a significant amount of money tied up in Gift Cards, Store Credit, Groupons and other forms of vouchers.

Financial Advisor: Do you know your networth?
Gift Card Millionaire: Do you include Gift Cards? Because that would significantly affect the day I can retire.

by Gift Card Millionaire December 5, 2012

andy milonakis

a man that looks like a kid with a show that you think is amazing and really funny until you find out that hes really 29 and realize that its really not cute or funny to watch a grown man act like a little kid when in fact he should probably get a life and a job.

dude have you seen the andy milonakis show? its hilarious!

dude andy milonakis is 29

ew nvm

by truffles October 2, 2005

8 Miling Yourself

An instance or strategy where you highlight your own faults and/or blunders, before an enemy or nemesis has an opportunity to use it against you...That would be called "8-miling" yourself.

There was a classic scene in the movie "8 mile" where rapper, Eminem, is preparing to battle-rap his opponent. Eminem went first and rapped about all of his own faults that his opponent would've used against him...leaving the opponent speechless.

Mike and Gary are having a classing "beef" session where they highlight each other's faults in a joking matter...

Mike: Son, you are the wackest dude ever...look at your damn shirt...why is it that tight. I know my shirt is tight as well, and my sneakers are dirty...but your shirt is extra-tight...

Gary: Damn...good job 8 miling yourself...I was just about to joke your crusty ass sneakers...good one!

by damadalpha January 30, 2009

Milton

A small town just South of Boston, which borders on Quincy, Dorchester, and Mattapan. As a “cut through” town from the city, Milton has little to offer. With some of the highest real estate taxes in the state, Milton decided to forgo the help of building a supermarket in town to lower taxes and instead built a third golf course. But really, who needs a supermarket when you can have Newcombs everyday? Known for its rich snobby attitude and elderly nosey residents, Milton youths have nothing better to do than drink. They will drink anywhere, usually the woods, the Q’s, the Dome, and the Crater. They will use ridiculous words like ytrap, knird, and zoob to throw off the adults as to what they are doing, even though their parents used backwards talk when they went to Milton High. Milton will beat Braintree ever year in football, and there will always be an Eastside and a Westside.

Teen: "Milton is so boring, there is nothing to do! Hey can you get your brother to get us some reebs so we can go to the emod and knird tonight?"

by Ytrap September 21, 2008

Milton, WI

Hometown of Malachi Heder. The small town is enclosed by a racetrack, where, every saturday, everyone gets together to watch the weekly NASCAR race. Notable locations: Heder Veterinary Hospital, the Heder Household, and the local Kwik Trip. Milton is also home to the Redbirds of Milton High School where they live by the motto "Do what is right, Do what is Milton-y."

Person 1: Lets go to Milton, WI for the weekend!
Person 2: Why?

by Mitchieboi April 13, 2010

Millions Knives

one fine stud muffin ^O^

one sexy,powerful mother fucker!!!

by Spark February 14, 2004

35k millionaire

a person that only makes 35k a year but drives around in expensive vehicles that they lease or make minimum payments on, and wear very expensive clothes.

Samantha: OMG I so want to have sex with that guy, he's so rich! He could buy me anything in the world!

Nick:Don't kid yourself, he's a 35k millionaire, he can't buy you shit, he cant even afford to own a car!

by Pheonix11 June 3, 2010