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microwave this pussy

person:i can say two words that can make you wet

person: what are the two words

person: microwave this pussy
by hooty with the booty January 10, 2021
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Microwave

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cold food now warm
I'll microwave my leftovers and eat them for lunch.
by IFINALLYFOUNDYOU January 11, 2021
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Microwave

"My food is cold. How do I get it warm?"
"Da microwave"
by Hurskastelij A January 18, 2021
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baby microwave

Baby microwave describes a person who has had really sexy burns from a microwave when he was 4.
Random guy: Dude that guy looks like a *baby microwave*
Other guy: I know!
by Fake Real Name March 23, 2021
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microwaving

Microwaving is an act of “fucking” someone with the Chimichanga! emote in Fortnite.
Yo me and this chick were microwaving yesterday, it was fucking great
by Condom Ren June 20, 2022
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microwaved cucumber

If a boy means nothing to you, but he's warmer than a dildo
Do you I actually like my fuckbuddy or is he just a microwaved cucumber?
by AriAndJoe June 25, 2022
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Unplug the microwave

Sometimes I wanna unplug the microwave, but I don’t have the balls to.
by Thedillionaireman June 30, 2022
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