Mason

Anyone who is named Mason is defined as a mong, regardless of their actions. They are somewhat common and often the work at Lowes.

Hey Sam, you see that guy over there?
Yeah, it’s a Mason.

by Papa John’s October 4, 2020

Mason

A semi-intelligent person that makes Jim’s self a clown to make friends but is never taken seriously

Kid 1:Hi mason
Mason: ‘says gay joke’

by anonymous December 2, 2020

Mason

A Gay Furry who will probably chase you down the street with no pants

Oh jeez that Mason is a heffa

by bedonkadonkey August 28, 2022

Mason

mason is a type of guy who like short girls

mason loves her bc shes short

by thisgirlthisgirl September 10, 2022

Mason

Is the type of person to be the death of every teacher they have. Always blurts and is one of those who think boys are better than girls and girls do anything. Everything that they think is funny is really not, and will make a big deal over a game.

Mason really just cant deal with the fact that he lost!

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEE September 17, 2022

mason

a mason is a crazy stalker boyfriend.
masons are known for their preppy clothes, love of hair products & annoying friends.
WARNING: once you have sex with this "mason" there is no turning back, he will be stuck to you like a leech..forever.
good luck to all of yous out their with your own "mason"

did you see that MASON , he made his girlfriend so crazy she hid in her basement for weeks!

dude, MASON was so obsessed with this girl he bought her a pony!

by lalalalalalala1234 February 22, 2010

Mason

A Ginger, who tries to go physically as far as possible without upsetting the girl or swiping the V-Card.

Do you see his red hair? He must be a Mason.

Mary: He almost went over the line, but he didn't because he's a Mason!

Dakota: He would never sleep with a girl, he's a Mason.

by maryandhaleyarecool November 29, 2010