poon magnet

1. An object or creature thats helps the owner to get laid

2. A giant magnet that attracts vaginas

He used the poon magnet (dolphin), to get laid.

The poon magnet immediately dropped her pants.

Men bring poon magnets to help them score chicks.

Dolphins are bigger poon magnets then cars.

by prokevinmusic February 20, 2008

magnetom

Some sort of magnetic/electronic system used in MRI's.

At my job (hospital), there is a very big door with the words "Magnetom" on it located in the CT Scan area. It has about 20 locks and handles and bolts on it. There are several warnings that say not to wear watches or pacemakers or anything metallic/electronic near it. I can never get close to the door because it scares me...it emits a very loud humming noise...I have no idea what's on the other side of that door!!

by ZeioIIDX May 16, 2006

magnet corner

The corner of a page that one's handwriting naturally slopes towards when writing on unlined paper.

"She had a magnet corner located at the bottom right of the page."

by Alice Catriona July 9, 2007

Magneton

Three Magnemite glued together yet weigh ten times that of a single Magnemite

What? Magnemite is evolving?
Congratulations! Your Magnemite evolved into Magneton

by Pokedex #184 April 19, 2018

Magnetic Demon Slayer

The dumbest man, also known as Ninja or as his alias MDS Cancer is a famous friend of The Fortnite streamer Ninja known for ripping (dying ) in various ways online and irl. A shitter

Magnetic Demon Slayer - MDS on YouTube is the best fortnite channel on Youtube!
Me: say bruh right now

by 21gamer!XD September 16, 2019

couch magnet

(kow-che mag-net) n. Normally a male humanoid whose ass attracts nearby couches. Both the couch and ass will form a near unbreakable bond only separated by getting beers from the fridge, using the restroom, or women. The attraction from ass to couch may vary depending on nearby televisions or video game systems.

guy1: "where are you going?"

guy2: "dude, dont look now but there is a fine leather couch in front of a huge flat screen at 10 o'clock"

guy1 & guy2: "wwaaaaaooohhhhhh"

guy1: "this is a real comfy couch"

guy2: "I know right? its good to be a couch magnet"

by glassfungus February 5, 2010

plastic magnet

a fake asshole.
someone who trys to get things easily and fucks "friends" over
stealing bastard
can't speak proper english
40 year old virgins who live in daddys basement

a plastic magnet is somewhat like a 40 year old virgin

by theMAN55_ September 20, 2010