breathing lump

a person so lazy they seem to barely exist

i thought she was a lump on a log untill i saw her the breathing lump

by ICEANT June 5, 2021

Lump sum

This is like what it was like I got an enormous fatto freaking check and they was like do you want to be the president and I was like hell yes check me down for that don't give me a dime and then they were like okay cool.

There was a lump sum after doing Lela star in the butt, I had a lump sum and I still return to the mailbox every day, when my lump sum was finally paid I still wanted Veronica Rodriguez, if I had a lump sum right now I wouldn't have to ask for change to buy a beer.

by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021

Lump

To fail to have sex with a partner due to an inability to gain an erection

"Yo Joe, did you hook up with Martine last night?"
"Yeah, but I lumped her, so she was pretty upset"

by phut31 June 26, 2016

PUMP LUMPS

Another name used to describe the gluteus maximus, the derriere, the buttocks, the booty, the ass! Usually used to describe the buttocks of a well endowed woman/man (woman/man with a big booty)! Used most often by men who prefer the position "doggie style" or by those who really appreciate the lady's posterior attributes!

"Baby, those PUMP LUMPS are lookin good in those jeans!"
"Did you see how big that girls butt is? I'd like to get hold of those PUMP LUMPS!"
"OMG BECKY, did you see her PUMP LUMPS?"
"The bigger the lumps, the more he pumps!"

by PaLump November 23, 2020

lump sack

A word used in many different convorsatins, like in arguments when you dont know what to say. (has no meaning just wierds people out and makes it akward for them.)

guy1: hey dude ur moms a whore

guy2: well.. ur a lump sack

guy1: what?....... im out

by katz98 January 19, 2012