I told my woman "dont forget the lube" She went to the clerk and asked for 5 bottles of lube, the clerk had a funny look on her face!
by Cheese N Cecil January 16, 2025
Get the dont forget the lubemug. Lubing the plate is when someone puts a lubricant on the flat part behind the blades on an electric razor while shaving their testicular hair
by I❤️Cougars June 12, 2018
Get the Lube the platemug. a sentence used to describe lube for those too poor to afford or in a desperate situation and require lubrication. inferring that council estates (of the uk) may be too poor to afford any decent lubrication. coined in the same sense that "council pop" refers to water from a tap.
him - "lets have anal sex"
Her - "but we havent got any lube!"
him - "thats fine, ive got council lube"
him - *spits in hand*
Her - "but we havent got any lube!"
him - "thats fine, ive got council lube"
him - *spits in hand*
by unclebob1923 January 19, 2010
Get the Council Lubemug. The result of being DP'd with too much lube, and air gets trapped in the orifice. In males, farting can also contribute to this afterwards.
Lube-queefah: Grrrl, I just had deh trash banged outta me, den I has ta go. My shorts is all sloshy wit lube-queef and I'm outside yo place, can I use yo shower? I din' get a chance ta get all dis lube outta me and I sharted all over my shorts.
Host: You farted lube all over your undies after getting gang banged? Hot! I gotta see this.
Host: You farted lube all over your undies after getting gang banged? Hot! I gotta see this.
by Sperloid January 15, 2018
Get the lube-queefmug. When you give yourself a mild allergic reaction to thicken up your flem like a placenta to enjoy self pleasuring moreso.
by Gatorprimus6969 February 16, 2024
Get the spittoon lubemug. When it's cold and you feel like you have snot coming out of your nostrils, but they are dry to the touch.
by Richie Roach October 15, 2023
Get the Jiffy Lubemug. by 1stDMAN March 30, 2016
Get the Lady Lubemug.