noun; Lord Baldar (LB for short) is the deity of middle aged, balding, marginally employed Caucasians men. His followers, The Balds, worship him by attending the annual LB-Fest to pray to LB by skipping around a 40' high pasty white phallic object with a couple strands of hair on the tip, which is meant to represent LB as if he were a living human being.
I can't wait to go to Evanston, IL this year to honor our lord and savior, Lord Baldar, by praying to and skipping around that huge shlong for days.
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Ramsey, "Why do you come back? I remember that you had retired yesterday. You just like a retirement lord."
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Get the Lord Voldefunnel mug.So lord is an exotic phrase originating in an ancient extraterrestrial language transcribed from Egyptian hieroglyphs. The extraterrestrials which were said to use this ominous phrase are believed to be the same ones which helped build the pyramids and also introduced humans to broccoli, an ancient space delicacy farmed by these beings.
the word has recently been popularised by the cross alien and broccoli creature named jimmy parry. she is one of the most rarest species in the world and we advise you stay clear from her otherwise she will try and graft you and flex to you!!!
as you know jimmy is a very famous person... you may recognise her from your roast dinner or the movie ET! she has alien like features with a mop of spaghetti on her head which also looks like a brocoli👽 🥦
she has garnered a lot of attention recently as she was spotted flying her ufo and taking her girlfriend abbie to ‘uranus’.
Although outdated, so lord can be used in a variety of ways to describe emotion, such as “so lord I’m in the mood for some broccoli” or “if we don’t get to watch ET soon so lord i’ll be upset”
So lord is also used commonly along with the ancient space emoji “🙈” and can typically be located in Abbie’s dms.
the word has recently been popularised by the cross alien and broccoli creature named jimmy parry. she is one of the most rarest species in the world and we advise you stay clear from her otherwise she will try and graft you and flex to you!!!
as you know jimmy is a very famous person... you may recognise her from your roast dinner or the movie ET! she has alien like features with a mop of spaghetti on her head which also looks like a brocoli👽 🥦
she has garnered a lot of attention recently as she was spotted flying her ufo and taking her girlfriend abbie to ‘uranus’.
Although outdated, so lord can be used in a variety of ways to describe emotion, such as “so lord I’m in the mood for some broccoli” or “if we don’t get to watch ET soon so lord i’ll be upset”
So lord is also used commonly along with the ancient space emoji “🙈” and can typically be located in Abbie’s dms.
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