Pre-Log

1)A fart before you take a dump

Man I had to poo hella bad last night turns out it was just a huge pre-log

by Whiteshadow8 June 9, 2013

log gang

people who shouldn't be fucked with, people feared by the outsiders

Don't even think about fucking with log gang, they are supreme.

by houh May 12, 2020

Protein log

1.A log of or pertaining to protein
2.A man's junk.

She was looking for a protein log, and I showed her exactly where to find one, in my pants

by Jack Mehoff Ahors December 17, 2008

BEEF LOG

n. pl. (BeefLogs)

1. A Naturally Enormous Flesh Of Meat Belonging To The Penis Family.

2. A Part Of The Male Anatomy Of Any Race Who Is Found Well Endowed.

3. Cannot Be Protected With Any Prophylactic Smaller Than A Magnum XL.

4. Will Cause Normal Civilian Women And/Or Men To Become Insanely Jealous, Possessive And Chronic Personal Voicemail/Email Hackers During And After Sexual Relations.

5. Causes Immense Jaw Muscle Pain Immediately Following Oral Entertainment.

6. Often Nicknamed "The Third Leg."

"Giiiiiirl, We Had A Great Time Last Night! And The Beef Log Was OFF THE HOOK!"

by Imrov Queen Domingo October 29, 2012

Snow on the Log

When you take a shit and jerk off onto the turd.

Gotta go take a crap real quick. Might even snow on the log.

by NiggerButt May 16, 2014

Battle Log

A person that disconnects half way through a fight.

Usually interpreted with the name 'Nathan'.

"who battle logged?"
"Nathan"

by 821abuQ February 16, 2021

Frosty Log

When u freeze a turd and then ejaculate on it.

Pull that turd out of the freezer so I can bust a nut on it and make a frosty log

by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020