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London

A dirty skankhole in Southern England full of pickpockets and people trying to sell football scarves.

People from London believe that only ghosts live beyond the border of the M25. Mysterious creatures and strange, magical goings on happen there.

Anyone from outside the British Isles, and inside the M25 believes that London is:
- The only city in England
- England
- Britain
- (London only) The best place in the world, despite never having been anywhere else
- The only place with any nightlife in Britain
Go to anywhere in Central London, such as Oxford Street, Trafalgar Square, etc.
Walk around and breathe the free air.
Go home to your house or hotel.
Get a tissue.
Stick it up your nose and waggle it around a bit.
Said tissue will now be black and can be used for charcoaling, sketching or as a neat party trick.
by Geoff the God of Biscuits March 8, 2005
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Loudon

A small town in East Tennessee that has the greatest football team in high school.
Let's go to Loudon and watch the Redskins kill, massacre, thwart, and destroy the Panthers of Lenoir City
by Mayor91ofLHS March 23, 2011
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the london fog

when having sex, right before the male is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and fires one in the girls/guys eye thereby blinding them. then as he begins to turn around in a complete circle, he farts in her face as his back is facing her causing quite the unpleasent smell, and when he comes around to complete the circle, slaps his partner in the face with his cock until his partner is disoriented. thus giving the full effect of being in london on a foggy day: you can't see anything, it wreaks lik crap and you're all dissoriented.
man you should have seen her stumbling around after i gave her the london fog
by DJ Raven December 9, 2008
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London Brownlee

The most amazing and special person that you will ever meet. No one is like this person and they are the most fun person you will ever talk to. When you are not with this person you wish you were.
My life is so boring whenever i'm not with London Brownlee
by Dirtyboy21 March 23, 2017
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South west London

South west London ... ahhh do not be shocked if girls give you dirty looks don’t be shocked to see nittys looking through bins and shouting at each other. Boys in south west London “aye yo you got a fat back uno” happened to me a couple of weeks ago . Groups/gangs of boys will stare at anyone is loud and doesn’t give a fck if someone scary they are fighters. But in south west London there is some nice buildings . If you come to south London try hide your self or fit in by going to jd.
by Isidks September 12, 2020
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london

the greatest city in the world.
home to the best of all cultures, unfortunatly chavs seem to have emerged aswell.
the north london is a great and glorious land of golden streets etc. while the south should home to many many people but is hardly on the tube map, theres a reason.
The most egotistical city there is, theres a better reason.
'where shall we go today'
'we could go south london'
both burst out laughing
'but on a more serious not there is so much south and not any transport their, i wonder why there isnt any'
'thats easy, nobody wants to go there.'
by Leseid Nov January 30, 2005
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London

A city in the South of England, often refered to by myself as SKANKLAND.

The reason being...
1. it is full of skanks
2. it is full of perverts
3. it is full of dirty filthy cockney londoners who think they can have just about anyone they want, who have had everyone they want
4. although... yes it has some beatiful attractions... the people there well... are usually beatiful on the outside but disturbed on the inside
5. it is dangerous to be there
6. it is dangerous to speak to people there
7. you should beware of sex attacks and stabbings and such whenever you go there
First Person: I went to London last week
Second Person: Any Sex Attacks?
First Person: Surprisingly... no
by Pepto July 23, 2008
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