Vagina Lizard

Someone who's life consists of getting nookie

A guy who is only interested in sex

I saw Javier hitting on Gertrude this morning and then Zelda later. He's such a vagina lizard.

by jdholguin April 18, 2008

Spitting Lizard

After receiving oral sex, the girl refuses the load by screaming, putting her hands up like a hood, and spitting the cum back in your face like a dilophosaurus in Jurassic Park instantly blinding the victim.

I was temporarily blinded by that crazy whore after she gave me the spitting lizard!

by a247partee April 19, 2010

Lizarding

The act of sticking one's tongue in and out rapidly to greet another individual in the hopes of getting him or her to lizard you back. Used as a way to greet someone to say hello or goodbye. Depending on the person, you may stick your tongue out as many times as you want and as fast as you want.

Larry spotted Zoey across the bar, but the music was too loud to shout hello and the room was too crowded to wave. Instead, Larry used the act of lizarding to attract Zoey and in return she started lizarding back. They were good friends.

by steveyponders November 22, 2011

road lizard

a large lizard that lives beside major highways. if you step out of your vehicle close to a road lizard, it will eat you.

look out, a road lizard.

by tucsondog October 17, 2006

Lizard Neck

Difficult to explain without a video clip, a Lizard Neck is a male or female who tends to turn their head to look at something and can snap back in a split second. These are those people you catch staring in the corner of your eye, then as soon as you look up they snap their head away from you as if they weren't looking. You would think that their neck would strain from it but they are adjusted to the cause. Everybody has had their share of Lizard Neck moments but some of us have adapted to it.

Jackie: That boy Damon is a Lizard Neck! He keeps lookin at me, then snappin' away when I look back!

Jasmine: I got one of those in the front of my class.

by Mr. Rugby March 4, 2012

lizard moment

When one person tells a story to another person and the person listening to the story completely ignores what the person is telling them, and just stands there, as a lizard would sticking its tongue out, unaware of any surroundings.

Charlie, I just had a lizard moment with that girl!

by KingCharles_IV July 29, 2012

couch lizard

Juvenile form of the couch potato
More generally: children - specifically the kind that veg out on the couch watching anime and playing video games while their physiques atrophy.

Seen on Fark.com in the thread, "TFer heard his baby's heartbeat for the first time. What life changing event happened to you today?"

"...to anyone else who is considering skipping out on their birth control, I have a few couch lizards that you can borrow for a test drive. Might make you reconsider."

by jaydub1969 November 15, 2005