Linderlocked

Two men spooning, with the man who is the big spoon litely tickling the litter spoon males ear with his tounge.

Oh hey did you see Mike was linderlocked with Ken last night.

by glowerpuss March 10, 2015

liner and tug

The phenomenon where at a party, the most attractive bird is invariably accompanied by her equally hideous mate.

Blimey! She's a beauty but oh my days, what the hell is that monstrosity?

by Ted Hamer June 22, 2004

Lindeman Island

the best holiday destination ever.

Person 1: Where should we go on holiday?
Person 2: Lindeman Island, the best place ever.

by piiratee <3 July 7, 2010

linternal

the act of laughing internally

you're alone and someone makes a joke via social network.... linternal

by lyn ternall December 4, 2010

lingerosity

The potency of a fart; ability to linger long after the deed has been done.

“dude, I farted 10 minutes ago & when I came back into the room I could still smell it. That had some serious lingerosity!”

by The Original Mike Honcho July 31, 2012

LingeringUPSMan

When a man delivers his package but continues to stick around to keep fucking you.

Frank: "Last night I was fucking kathleen and after I blew my load I just kept hammering away. She couldn't get enough."

John: "Dude you're such a LingeringUPSMan!"

by Spankedspacer April 19, 2016

lingering rod

A desperate male genetilia which tends be in your vicinity more often than not

He is such a lingering rod that he follows me to yoga classes to get introduced to my girl friends!

by magicmist April 26, 2016