Landing Party

Male ejaculate; a load of cum, particularly the sperm contained therein.

At precisely the right moment, Jeff pulled out to avoid dropping his landing party off in hostile territory.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

Landing Strip

When you lay toilet paper down over the hole in the toilet, so the water dosnet spalsh your ass.

He laid a landing strip down so his ass wouldnt get wet.

by Neisheey June 20, 2011

Weymouth Landing

the best part of weymouth, you want anything, you come to weymouth landing. you can find everything from mids to oxycontin in weymouth landing. you want heroin? come to weymouth landing. you want piff? come to weymouth landing. what about cocaine? thats right, come to weymouth landing. weymouth landing is also well known as DUB L. the landing is full of the original hustlers of weymouth, as well as some of the most badass dogs you will ever see in your life. the landing is also know for colabros finest cuts, the freshest spot to get a line-up, lincoln square gas station, and Nicks Breakfast, were you can get breakfast at 3 am while shitfaced.

Dont walk with your head down in weymouth landing, you'll get severely beaten and raped

by 420king January 15, 2011

Landisville Middle School

A middle school populated by 95% idiot assholes, 3% actual fucking decent people, and 2% of the people are boring af. If you go to Landisville Middle School, or are going to go, beware.

“You go to Landisville Middle School? ...Oh, you poor, poor soul,”

by iwannaneckmyself January 6, 2018

what the ladies want

Thier own way, the one thing that women, however far they progress, will never tempt away from those with meat betwxit thier legs.


They also like guys with- money (which can buy them influence), balls of steel (who can persuade others to do as she has persauded him), money (that again), good looks (not important after 25)

The ladies want my man-meat.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

Moon landing

A moon landing is when two people's naked butts bump as they bend over.

Two men in a gym locker room bend over at the same time while facing away from each other and their naked butts bump:

"Oh, oh my gosh! I'm so sorry!"

"What? Was that your first moon landing?"

by lacygirl1126 January 31, 2010

Ladies Bible Study

A message sent to thousands of University of Michigan email addresses advertizing a small Bible study meeting for the "Women of Proverbs" at League Rm D @ 7pm, which lead to a massive deluge of spam from those of double digit IQ asking to have their specific address removed from the list.

"Ladies Bible Study Tonight! Come out to the League Rm D @ 7pm for Women of Proverbs 31 bible study."

"Remove me from this list"

"Don't reply to all!"

"Don't reply at all!"

"OMFG NOES!"

by Michigan Wolverines 2006 September 16, 2008