Hot lettuce

The feeling you get when your extremely hungover. Hot sweats, chills, nausea, the shits, and the whole shebang. You feel soggy like hot, wet lettuce. I mean, can you really feel worse than that?

"Man, I drank so much last night. I feel like fucking hot lettuce".

by Sydneyp0798 January 14, 2022

Tobacco lettuce sandwich

Packing a bowl in the order of weed, tobacco, weed.

Dude can you pack me a moke? Sure, but I call it a tobacco lettuce sandwich

by Thisistotallyrandom November 10, 2022

west_lattice8

West is a huge gamer and is friends with a lot of people and he's popular

Dude did you see west_lattice8 stream last night
Dude 2: Yah he was cool

by West_lattice8 April 30, 2023

dick lettuce

Public hair.

Yeah check it out bro, when brad shaved his pubes he left dick lettuce all over the kitchen sink.

by Ranchgirls August 28, 2023

butthole lettuce

Lettuce from your butthole

We’ll be serving butthole lettuce before the entree, sir

by Flaming3agl3 September 8, 2023

john lettuce

when someone blows air out of their nose at such a super sonic speed that a lone snotty bogey flies out of their nasal cavity. its called john lettuce because it looks like lettuce and john is a funny name.

friend: *breathes out of their nose but really hard*
me: "thats a fucking john lettuce."

by gruzzish October 23, 2023

Ball of lettuce

The better name for the shape of lettuce.

Dave reached for the ball of lettuce in the sink.

by Helios Alpha May 30, 2016