Skip to main content

Lasagna

A food item that really shouldn't exist.
Person 1: Yo, let's go get some lasagna!
Person 2: Ew, no. Lasagna's like a love child of tomatoes and pasta
by Mushy Lasagna February 26, 2019
mugGet the Lasagna mug.

Lazy Lasagna

When a group of Mormons do what is called "soaking" on top of each other. It's the most boring orgy possible, hence the name.
"Did you hear that the all the BYU cheerleaders took part in a lazy Lasagna? Yeah, no one had fun."
by Big dick doc June 21, 2025
mugGet the Lazy Lasagna mug.

Bitch Lasagna

Bitch Lasagna, Bitch Lasagna, T-Series ain’t nothing’ but a Bitch Lasagna
by Momma just sexy August 7, 2019
mugGet the Bitch Lasagna mug.

Lasagna

PewDiePie's favorite word
Bitch Lasagna Bitch Lasagna! Look at T-Series how they crying for there mama!
by Youtube Demonetization March 31, 2019
mugGet the Lasagna mug.

drop kicked lasagna

“Drop kicked lasagna”-A powerful and descriptive term used to describe the quite rare and visually shocking appearance of a real horror story of a vagina! This go to term is sought when there simply is no other descriptive comparison terminology suitable to describe the sometimes often ‘life changing’ encounter with this stomach retching organ! There has been some real upsetting stories of folks who had no warning signals of the pending doom that was waiting for them down there, only to encounter the beast just past the point of no return. This scenario is closely similar in horrific nature to hitting that point of no return while being blindsided with the ‘fishy paste Fanny’ syndrome . You just gotta hold ur breath, close ur eyes and tuck in for as long as u can survive! I’ve not heard of an encounter with both these scenarios at the same time? Possible coz they never made it out to tell the story?
- “Here Dazza, that bird I took home, came at me, spread eagled, when I clocked what she was packing down there, I nearly ran, it were like a…..er…a…..a “Drop Kicked Lasagna “, hahaha, horrific!”defined
by Tallywacker81 April 21, 2022
mugGet the drop kicked lasagna mug.

bitch lasagna

a human of unusual tastiness levels.
by jjjjud January 8, 2019
mugGet the bitch lasagna mug.

Wet Lasagna

Ejaculating inside of a sweaty, overweight, woman on her period. (Preferably of Italian descent).
“Yo man, I cooked this messy wet Lasagna last night with Francesca
“I added so much ricotta in this sweet, hot, Wet Lasagna last night”
“A wet lasagna betwixt the sheets is so fucking hot
by Is_this_a_trap? August 15, 2025
mugGet the Wet Lasagna mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email