Launch all 'ZIG'

A phrase often used (incorrectly) by ignorant people who attempt to sound cool by quoting Zero Wing, but do not, in fact, have a clue what they are talking about. This phrase never appears in the game, and the real phrases were "Move 'ZIG'" or "Take off every 'ZIG'".

Fred Dibnah: All your base are belong to us.
Davros: Launch all 'ZIG'!
Fred Dibnah: Shut up.

by Wormy December 29, 2003

launcher

a mystical device that carrys a being from one place to another- merkin powered

YO FLUFF, i pimped out my launcher last week and flew over here to show it to you nigger.

by Fatts January 17, 2005

guppy launching

Guppy launching is an act of foreplay that the female participant performs to arose her male counterpart. The act consists of her putting a guppy, beta fish, gold fish, or other similar small fish into her vulva, and applying pressure until said small critter is launched at max vulva-force across the room.

If I had to choose a larger turn on than her guppy launching skills, then I would choose nothing, because her guppy launching skills are THE BIGGEST turn on.

by Dr. Skizmo December 9, 2007

Grenade launcher

When you and a friend try to hook up with some chicks but one of them is really ugly, he'll be the grenade launcher and take the "grenade" so you can have a good time.

Me: dude, check out those girls
Friend: ewww, look at her friend. Looks like her face was hit by a bus...
Me: yea but the other one is fine. Be my grenade launcher.

by Yoxcf August 2, 2011

Soft Launch

A gooey, soft, yet not liquid excretion from one's anal region. Usually caused by excessive caffeine or cigarette consumption (or a combination of both.) Can consist of particulate matter or be purely velvet in texture.

A true soft launch should not cause pain such as with diarrhea.

Hey guys, We have to go. I farted but it turns out I soft launched. I need to change my clothes.

by SoftLaunchingMissiles August 5, 2009

Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchers

Scariest thing ever

Japanese Person: LOOK ITS GOZILLA!
white Guy(AKA Killjoy):No, it seems to be an army Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchers
Japanese Person: GODZILLA!
white guy: Facepalm...sigh

by Twss Facepalm December 25, 2010

Pre-launch Touch Ups

After you get to the work place or school when you go to the bathroom in the morning to look at yourself in the mirror to make sure you look good

Courtney: What do we do everyday?

Marcy: Pre-launch Touch Ups?

by skylarskank September 28, 2008