chocalte lumber jack

a partner craps on a plate. then the male partner saws it in ahlf with his erect penis. then they feast

wow that chocalte lumber jack sure was tasty

by Jermiah Pharms December 5, 2003

lumberjack

Someone who handles wood all day(penis). a.k.a someone who is gay

Wow, danny is such a lumberjack.

Hey mom, i think daddy is a lumberjack.

by Jay E October 21, 2006

Lumber

Marijuana stems. Generally referring to obnoxiously big sticks with little or no buds attached to them found in a bag of pot to give it weight.

Fuck copping weed from Jimmy man, that low-count's bags are always full of lumber.

by Spanky McSpunk April 14, 2003

The Lumberjack

The Lumberjack is a sexual move in which a female administers a blowjob to a male who has allowed his pubic hairs to grow into an impressive bush. The female deepthroats the penis in such a way so that it looks like the male's pubic hairs are a large beard on the womans face.

"Dude, Nicole may look like a super babe, but she's the burliest, manliest hottie when she's giving The Lumberjack."

by Getsuyobi February 29, 2008

lumbar

Lumber in warcraft 3, also collecting record amounts of lumber for the hell of it.

OMG!!! We need more teh lumbar!!! MAEK TEH GOOS CHOP TEH WOOD!!

by iopq May 7, 2004

lumberjack

A game with similar to Bloody Knuckles in that fact that people take turns inflicting pain on one another. In lumberjack, one person slaps the back of another person's hand. Then the other person slaps the first person's back of the hand. This continues until one person calls for "mercy" or whatever the end word is, or until a teacher or adult or respected authority tells you to knock it off. Some people cheat while playing Lumberjack and after they can't take it anymore, wind up for their turn, but instead of hitting their opponent's hand, they slap the opponent across the face and run like hell. In some places Lumberjack is known as Slaps. Also, sometimes people use thick and heavy pens or rulers instead of their hands.

Me and Pete play fifty rounds of Lumberjack everyday to see who is the stronger man. One day though, he took his turn by whipping out a thick diameter'd pen and whacking me with it before I could react. I pretended to take it in good humor. Then for my turn, I wound up and slapped him across the face and kicked him in the balls and ran like hell. The next day at our scheduled playing time (12:07 P.M.) we apologized for our wrongs and decided only to play on Tuesdays.

by I listen to Indie Music January 30, 2007

lumberjack

A gay man who behaves straight, as in Monty Python's famous sketch, "The Lumberjack Song."

"Don't let his flannel shirts and stubble fool you. He's a total lumberjack."

"No! I thought he was straight!"

by FreeLuv November 15, 2004