late night closet freak

A lady who decides to be prude on the streets but when late night come, oh watch yo' bad self.

Good thing your parents don't know she's a late night closet freak.

by Mlewis February 15, 2008

Late night comedy

Noun: The Netflix equivalent of porn.

Teenager: Mom can I watch a late night comedy tonight
Mom: No there’s too many sexual scenes
Teenager: DDD:

by CrazyB0Z0 March 19, 2019

Late Night

The type of meal from the hours of 12- 6 a.m. when the hunger pangs return because you should be sleeping. This applies mostly to college students who stay up studying/whatever instead of sleeping and must therefore go through the process of hunger yet other time.

Crystal: wish i got after hour, starving while studying isnt cool :(
Sergio: right?! someone who finally gets this!! after hour is where its at fo college studentts, what uppppp
Crystal: yeah seriously! that random time when you're hungry at night! after hour is where its atttttt

College Student: (talking to himself) i had breakfast, lunch, and dinner... time for some late night!!

by Sexynesssssss September 26, 2011

Late bloomer

Someone who is not in the in crowd.

I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. I made a lot of bad things happen to people at school that pissed me off back then, but I straightened out when I turned 18, and I started to straighten other people out who were imperfect sinners like me too. I broke a few noses, dodged a few bullets, turned a few tables, and did shit like that after turning 18 that I never got to do in my deprived childhood. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at by the goliaths of the world) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid and made them sick.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

Late Night Five

The term describing the five late-night comedy shows featuring Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, David Letterman, Craig Ferguson, and Jimmy Kimmel.

(Note: I probably forgot other late-night comedy shows.)

(Also note: Doesn't count Jon Stewart, Colbert, or the stand-up performances on Comedy Central. Their airing times are different.)

Jeez, I have to keep switching between the Late Night five, they're on at the same time, and rather funny.

by OLOL January 28, 2007

Late Watched

When you acknowledge the existence of a show regardless of how ridiculously stupid it just might be, but because there's nothing else on TV, it is ironically entertaining.

1. Late Watched Gossip Girl; because One Tree Hill finished and you were to lazy to change the channel.

2. Late Watched Sex in the City; because knowing the difference between Carrie and Miranda makes you that much more attractive to women.

3. I Late Watched star trek because the remote control was all the way on the other side of the room

by theloltrain December 30, 2009

Late Peeler

A man, usually in the teenage years, who is uncircumcised and never rolls back his foreskin to clean it so his penis is very sensitive.

Man I heard johnny got head last night!
yeah but he's a late peeler so it hurt!

by Patrosnoopy April 25, 2011