Target: "I don't know if I should go home with him."
Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."
Target: "Tell me more."
Next morning -
You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."
Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."
Target: "Tell me more."
Next morning -
You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."
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1. Someone who cluelessly (or in some cases pridefully) does things to piss off an established community, usually on the internet.
2. Someone with little to no netiquet.
3. A complete ****ing idiot who refuses to get the picture they aren't wanted somewhere. Again usually on the internet.
2. Someone with little to no netiquet.
3. A complete ****ing idiot who refuses to get the picture they aren't wanted somewhere. Again usually on the internet.
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Lamer: NE1 LIKE LINKIN PARK? I THINK CHESTER IZ HAWT!
Poster-A: This is the metal board. Linkin Park isn't metal, they are pop-rock.
Lamer: THEY R METAL THEY ARE ON MTV N U R JELLYIS!
Person-A: Will a mod please ban this LAMER?
Lamer: NE1 LIKE LINKIN PARK? I THINK CHESTER IZ HAWT!
Poster-A: This is the metal board. Linkin Park isn't metal, they are pop-rock.
Lamer: THEY R METAL THEY ARE ON MTV N U R JELLYIS!
Person-A: Will a mod please ban this LAMER?
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Ladera Heights is a "hidden" neighborhood for really rich black people. Houses are mostly owned by doctors, lawyers, and other working and wealthy African American people. It's normal term is "The Heights" but lots of people also call it "The Black Brentwood". Kids that come from Ladera Heights are said to be snobby although there are many kids that come from there that aren't too snobby. The reason it is called "hidden" is because most people have never heard of the neighborhood.
"Welcome to Ladera Heights. The wonderful world of affluent African Americans. But keep it quiet, or else white people will come back to the neighborhood and try to take everything! Just say you live in Culver City!"
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