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booty lasagna

booty lasagna : licking the crevices of a bloody asshole while watching "Garfield The Tale Of Two Kittens" .
"bro I had the best time last night , me and my boo thang had intimate booty lasagna , so romantic !"
by secret crack whores169 March 29, 2021
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Lasagna Dipping

A variation of the French Dip. French dipping is the female version of teabagging, beefy lips required. Lasagna Dipping is when she is on her period w a yeast infection and french dips someone (marinara and mozzarella).
It was 'that time of the month' for Nadia, and her flow was heavy. To make matters worse she had developed a raging yeast infection from horseback riding naked. In the middle of the night, she woke up and pulled out her beefy lady lips, all covered in her monthly marinara and vaginal cheese. She proceeded to dip her lips in her lover's mouth while he was asleep, giving him a proper Lasagna Dipping.
by Jack's Left Nipple April 17, 2021
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Lasagna

We took some fast food and lasagna'd it.

I made a breakfast lasagna it had layers of sausage, bacon, and pancakes.
by VeXedWolf July 22, 2022
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Winged Lasagna

A Winged Lasagna is when a women's vag has become so riddled with herpes that its lips resemble lasagna noodles trying to take flight. This usually develops after a vag has been ravaged many times by a herp laden BBC. White middle aged women with lower back tattoos are the mosted common wielders on a Winged Lasagna.
The prostitute rubbed her winged lasagna on Timmy's shoulder and left a stain. His shoulder was diagnosed with herpes a few days later.
by Devskii July 26, 2022
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Lasagnae

One or more layers of lasagna stacked onto the next to keep to create the the lasagnae, an infinite lasagna.
Ellen please pass the lasagnae, I can not stop eating this 400 layer lasagne.
by Jessicatexas June 29, 2022
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bitch lasagna

a lasagna filled with you guessed it, bitch meat
A : Let's get kebab.
B: I'd rather get bitch lasagna.
by yourhighnessthief August 20, 2022
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buddy lasagna

buddy lasagna is a term that @cuban_babyyy_ and @joshani_yy came up with.

buddy lasagna is lasagna that is made from a man’s private parts. it is then put into a meat grinder and then made as regular lasagna. so females if your man is cheating or just being dumb just make him some buddy lasagna using his wood and feed it to him.

we are the ceo’s!!!! before any of you bitches try to say you came up with it.
yeo im bout to feed this man some buddy lasagna
by suckyourmomhoe August 26, 2022
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