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Lasagna

Its baked and some fat orange cat eats it. Italians do too.
GARFIELD! Why did you cause a global food shortage?
I thought everything was made of lasagna.
by mchow December 15, 2023
mugGet the Lasagnamug.

buddy lasagna

buddy lasagna is a term that @cuban_babyyy_ and @joshani_yy came up with.

buddy lasagna is lasagna that is made from a man’s private parts. it is then put into a meat grinder and then made as regular lasagna. so females if your man is cheating or just being dumb just make him some buddy lasagna using his wood and feed it to him.

we are the ceo’s!!!! before any of you bitches try to say you came up with it.
yeo im bout to feed this man some buddy lasagna
by suckyourmomhoe August 26, 2022
mugGet the buddy lasagnamug.

Winged Lasagna

A Winged Lasagna is when a women's vag has become so riddled with herpes that its lips resemble lasagna noodles trying to take flight. This usually develops after a vag has been ravaged many times by a herp laden BBC. White middle aged women with lower back tattoos are the mosted common wielders on a Winged Lasagna.
The prostitute rubbed her winged lasagna on Timmy's shoulder and left a stain. His shoulder was diagnosed with herpes a few days later.
by Devskii July 26, 2022
mugGet the Winged Lasagnamug.

Alaskan Lasagna

The act of having diarrhea on your girls pussy while she is on her period then sticking your Shlong in it then peeing in it from the inside
Oh babe im so horny can you give me an Alaskan Lasagna
by Johnny Sins's son November 22, 2021
mugGet the Alaskan Lasagnamug.

Bitch lasagna

Someone who is a mothafuckin hoe and gets on your nerves alot. Perot
I called her a bitch lasagna... I'm grounded now.
by XxxdoubletapxxX February 25, 2020
mugGet the Bitch lasagnamug.

Lasagna

LA Sag nutttzzz
You Cut the rare disease of LaSagna

LASAGONDEEZNUTZ
by Spirit_Dank June 24, 2021
mugGet the Lasagnamug.

Lasagna King

A tall semi-italian business man with big feet, a dump truck, tiny calves, tons of beautiful girl friends but no true maidens. They are godlike at smash but frequently have performances just as mid as their body dysmorphia makes them think they are. H.P. is there superpower. They have time traveled from the future. They also frequently recieve hate from non chads, not natty roid ragers, and 14 year olds from Istanbul.
Friend 1: “I think todays a good day for calf raises and to dm a maiden With to A’s in her name.”
Friend 2: “ Don’t be Such a lasagna king. Just skip leg day and ignore your gym rat like every other gym bro.”
by DaNFTMillionaire May 22, 2022
mugGet the Lasagna Kingmug.

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