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Jill: There's a Chinese balloon headed our way.

Joe: No worries, I will go down on the beach and flash the landing pad for it to land on.

Jill: Good idea. Maybe it is dropping off our cash too.
by cut the cards February 5, 2023
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Ass Landing

An ass landing is ANYTHING you can put your ass in or on. Especially important to know this term when you are under the influence.
Chairs, toilets, laps, penii/vag, bath tub, Face, floor, the ground, grass, table, etc.

"Where am I going?"
"We need to find somewhere to land our asses."
(Searching)
"I am finding no ass landings."

"Does my face look like a chair?"
"It seems to be a highly functional ass landing."
by StephyTephykins January 20, 2012
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Alaskan Landing Strip

A girl who has shaved her pussy in the "Landing Strip" fashion, and in addition has dyed her pubic hair white.
"Dude her Alaskan Landing Strip was as white as the snow outside!"
by Pussyeater 5000 August 9, 2012
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mullet landing a marlin

A mullet landing a marlin is when the mullet (guy who is highly unattractive) in spite of the odds being stacked against him, lands a marlin (hooks up with an extremely hot woman). This phenomenon is comparable to catching a marlin and pictures are usually taken for proof and bragging rights handed out accordingly.
Joe: dude, Rick is such a fucking mullet. He has no idea how to talk to a woman.
John: Bro, Rick landed a marlin last week. have some respect.
Joe: Holy shit, a mullet landing a marlin. Thats fucking crazy
by IFuckingHateTexas February 10, 2014
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Dutch Landing

When you accidentally Dutch oven yourself when going to take a shit. Occurs when you're standing in front of the toilet to pull your pants down and then you fart... then you immediately sit down on the toilet to shit but your face is now where your butt just was when you just farted a couple seconds earlier.
Goddamn it, I had two cups of coffee and a bowl of yogurt with fiber cereal this morning and had to shit really bad. Then I inadvertently gave myself a Dutch Landing.
by G. Godsey February 24, 2023
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Snail's Landing

When a woman sits down on the toilet but didn't realize that the toilet's lid was down.
"I went to sit down on the toilet but I forgot to look to see if the lid was up. The toilet lid made contact with everything. EVERYTHING. It was like a snail's landing upon the toilet seat."
by Halfmoonspectacles July 30, 2017
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three-point landing

Refers to when a dude jumps your bones in a flying leap and plops down "in perfect alignment" on top of you, with his cock inside your love-tunnel and his hands cupping down on your boobs.
Three-point landings are very pleasurable in and of themselves, but give da guy an extra "point" if he also lands wif his lips on yours, so dat the two of you can start "double-thrusting" (i.e., simultaneous lulu and tongue-action) immediately.
by QuacksO March 1, 2019
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