Kyle

Kyle is a cute boy with very soft hair, big cute eyes full of stars and hope and a great sense of fashion. He has a big heart and is very sweet with people. He's also a history nerd, and he'll identify any tank and plane you show him. He will listen to your problems and make you smile if you need to. He's pretty good at video games too, but he's kind of a sore loser and will not hesitate to pout if you beat him. But he won't get mad. Everybody needs a Kyle in their lives.

- Aah it's been a week since I've last talked to Kyle! I'm really starting to miss his smile.

by Juleim July 20, 2020

Kyle

The one motherfucker who always shows up at parties with a 6 pack of monster energy. When a Kyle shows up, you’ll know by the stench of axe body spray. If you see a Kyle out in the wild, hide the Red Bull and reinforce your walls because he will punch a hole through that shit. One way to spot a Kyle is by the way they wear their hat. They always have it at around a 45 degree angle facing the back of their head.

Random person #1: Oh shit here comes Kyle.....
Kyle: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP YOU GUYS

*Kyle says this whilst punching a hole through your wall and downing a monster energy*

by SpiffyNoodles34 June 18, 2019

Kyle

A aggressive male who drinks monsters and punches holes in your walls

Kyle

by WhyIhateChildren October 29, 2020

Kyle

An idiot that doesnt sleep ever and then says he depressed and doesnt know why (i wonder why dumbass) also likely to be animesexual as kyle as said countless time he would fuck a anime character from AOT annie although despite the fact she isnt real, also has never disgareed with being animesexual so therefore it most likely to be true. also i have seen many people on the kyle thing saying kyle is cute and idk how tf u got that bc man did a eye reveal once and yikey man didnt even have a pupil :skull:

Person 1: why is kyle so stupid

by Lucqky August 18, 2021

Kyle

Kyle is a dude bro and an all around cool guy if he has his monster

Brad:yo have you heard of Kyle?
Joe:yah he drank all of the monster

by Tasty 69420 October 29, 2019

Kyle

The classic blonde douchebag that chugs monster energy drinks, will die for his frat brothers, wears white polos with palm trees on them with pink shorts that fall at either 4 inches above the knee or halfway down the shin and birks, sings Acapella, says he listens to country music to try to impress girls with his down to earth nature and emotional capacity to love a girl even though he doesn't even know who Luke Combs is, and is a no ball-having bitch.

Four-year-old daughter trying to enjoy her time at Disneyland: Mommy, who is that man over there that looks completely tuned out of reality, singing to himself?
Mommy: Oh honey, that is just a Kyle. Don't worry about him right now, but in 14 years just be prepared to encounter 12,563 of them trying to steal ur heart even though they're just empty hearted-pussy-douchebags.
Four-year-old daughter: Yeah mommy, I can see his thong from here.

by HaterofallKyles July 10, 2019

Kyle

kyle is really cool and has a really cool sense of humor but if you don’t understand his jokes you don’t understand it and he’s probably kinda cute too but kyle has an unhealthy addiction to Monster energy drinks and punching holes in his wall.

guy 1: yo did you hear that joke kyle made earlier? it was hilarious!
guy 2: i didn’t get it

by Sara Lyn Bread Co. June 25, 2019