ass chin kutcher

someone with a huge cleft in their chin that looks like a butthole

hey ass chin kutcher, pass me the ketchup

by jojoclownpants April 13, 2010

Your in big mamas kitchen now

To be in someone else's territory/business. Often used to express being in over your head or being over helmed as a result of being to nosy or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time.

*Pull out gun* "Your in big mamas kitchen now" said sam to paul as he shot him

by Danilo goldfarb October 7, 2010

Ashton Kutcher

verb: To take a service and use/abuse it until it's no fun anymore. To fuck an application until it is dead.

Guy 1: Hey man, I'm on Tumblr now.

Guy 2: Watch out it doesn't get Ashton Kutcher'd. Look at what happened to Twitter.

Guy 1: Damn.

by simon_not_garfunkel April 19, 2009

The fridge is in the kitchen

This commonly used phrase is simply explaining how immensely stupid someone can be. For example, one is trying to answer a question about a short story. The answer is clearly within the first paragraph, but your buddy next to you whines about not being able to find it. You become furious, all they really need to do is open their eyes. You say dear god! The fridge is in the kitchen! This phrase compares your friends stupidty with how difficult it would be to find someones fridge in their home. It's CLEARLY in the kitchen. How do you not know where to find the answer to the question? It's CLEARLY in the first paragraph. Another example would be something less complicated, such as the spelling of "your" and "youre". For example, someone comments on a facebook picture that you are tagged in, and says "your so pretty." My so pretty what? Learn to use proper english, like come on...the fridge is in the kitchen!

Bob: Where do i find Canada on a map of the world?
Joe: Are you kidding me? THE FRIDGE IS IN THE KITCHEN.

Patty: Your a amazing person, Tom.
Tom:....dear god...the fridge is in the kitchen.

by Proper. March 5, 2009

soul kitchen

Vagina.
Popularized by the song by The Doors "Soul Kitchen"
In which Jim Morrison pines, "Let me sleep all night in your soul kitchen."

Hippie 1 "I would lick her soul kitchen clean man"
Hippie 2 "That's groovy, man."

by The Book August 31, 2006

Dick Kitchen

Person who is being a dick.
They're so awful that not only are they being a dick, they're cookin' it up nice and hot and dishing it out to the masses.

Originated from the name of a man. His name was Dick Kitchen.
It was too funny to pass up.

Dude, you're such a dick kitchen! Keep your mouth shut.

by MurrayMLK May 30, 2008

wallpapering the kitchen

n. Vulgar Slang

1. Colloquial slang for masturbation.

"the mother walked into the room while the young man was wallpapering the kitchen"

by Vutton February 27, 2004