Keyboard Warrior

A computer hacker. hacker

Lewis is truly a dishonorable and cowardly keyboard warrior.

by Markizel May 19, 2019

Keyboard Babies

Noun. A nut busted while masterbating to internet Porn when you are searching and beating at the same time.

Dad used my computer yesterday and got Keyboard babies all over it !!!!!!!!!!!

by Victim 183 November 6, 2008

keyboard samurai

Someone who hides behind a computer and threatens another person over the Internet, using very threatening language. Such a person is 110% a pussy and will run away like a deer when confronted in life but will easily trash talk on the Internet wielding his keyboard.

"Man I'll fucking cut tour throat open and feed your flesh to your mom you fucking dead man walking. Make sure the cops catch you before I do!"

"Woah we have a keyboard samurai over here. Come get me faggot!"

by The Holy Wanker March 10, 2014

keyboard slamming

slamming your face or hand's against a computer keyboard, usually as a result of "raging" at a particular game or person. Random characters are typed into the chat field and presented as "spam"

I kept getting killed in Call of Duty so i began to Rage by keyboard slamming.

by Raeofsunshine95 December 6, 2013

Computer keyboard

The best beds for fucking cats, who fucking sleep on it only when you want to fucking use it.

*computer keyboard sits alone, not being used* *cat ignores it* *cat sees human coming to use it* *imidiatly sleeps on it*
human: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

by tsakeboyaaaa November 14, 2018

keyboard rapping

keyboard Rapping is when you have a lot to say on social media or in text message.

if you and your friend have beef but your scared of her but you want to seem hard so you go and text like your somebody else so you keyboard rapping

by 305 girls January 24, 2017

Keyboard Perv

Spends most of the time on their computer.

Bob wont come out to play because he's always on his computer, what a keyboard perv!

by 1unity23 May 3, 2010