Kaiden

The weird kid in school. The only girl he can get is someone with a ghetto name like rochelle or something. He asked other girls out, got friend zoned. Kaiden is an extra kid. Usually the mistake in the family, or with 2 minecraft accounts. Very extra. He's only funny when he pummels his little brother. Kaiden is the type of kid to take the hair off the ground after a haircut and put it on his penis and call it pubic hair. He thinks he's good at every sport, although he can't make a layup in basketball. His penis size is bigger than his IQ, only being 3 centimeters.

Holy Shit! Is that kid asking that gothic girl out? Oh my god he got rejected! Such a Kaiden.

by J@k3333 August 10, 2017

Kaid

Someone who likes Double Penetration.

David:Did you hear Ericka did two guys at once and there was some DP?
Evan:Yeah she's such a Kaid

by TheJebus October 16, 2009

KADIDDLEHOPPER

This is a game kids (and sometimes adults) play. When in the car, if you spot another car with one headlight burned out, you shout "kadiddlehopper".

There goes another kadiddlehopper!

by Spring Baby March 23, 2010

Kaleidoscope

When a man ejaculates in his sex partners eye.

"Why is she wearing an eye patch?"
"I totally pulled a kaleidoscope on her last night."
"Nice.."

by AsHaSauR March 24, 2010

Kali and Ashley

straight up G.
coolest kids on the block.
twins.
like to moisturize together;)

like. OMG. it's like your kali and ashley.. but not :(

by mwahahaha7 May 14, 2010

Kalida

I know one day you'll find this, so, I'm going to write an Urban Dictionary definition for your name since there isn't one already for you. Kalida is short and she's gorgeous head to toe. She cares even when she doesn't want to or at least tries her best to not care but actually does. She's one of the greatest friends you'll ever have and she'll never let you down no matter how many times she'll think she already has. You'll grow to love her even if she annoys the fuck out of you but that is one of very many reasons why you love her regardless how annoying she is. Sometimes she'll feel as if her decisions and the way she feels is wrong but she'll soon realize it's okay because that's how we all function. Kalida will call you late at night just to talk about whatever is on her mind, but you'll pick up the call anyway because you're willing to put up with her through her highs and lows.

kalida's a ricebucket

by urbuttstinks July 4, 2019

Kalida

someone named kalida usually is caring and goes off topic often. They look like Bert from Sesame Street.

Kalida_da_froggy

by hosae August 26, 2021