Karandeep

He is mostly likely to be a squared headed prick who can't stop playing computer games. He oftenly takes off school days just to play computer games

You are such a karandeep

by Hehekejejwks October 20, 2018

Kaan

Polite address of an esteemed Muslim gentleman.
(equivalent of Sir in English)

Learner: Hello Kaan.
Sage: Son, do not treat me with such respect.

by Vladimir Joseph Jones July 31, 2013

Kalani

Kalani is another word for a stripper. Usually the more unattractive of strippers, and overweight. They may also double as a hooker.

'That bitch is a total Kalani!'

by Morgan Thompson July 11, 2006

Karanpal

karan meaning king

Pal meaning freind or mate
Karanpal is a king and a nice person

Hey is that a karanpal

by Hello this is a perosn February 26, 2017

Kalani

After a woman blows your for at least 15 minutes, you hold them down and cum in there ear.

I'm going to Kalani your mom!

by Nixsquad November 13, 2010

Kaan

A small, turkish man with retarded characteristics

Man 1: 'You can't ride a bike?'
Man 2: 'No, I walk everywhere'
Man 1: 'You're such a Kaan!'

by kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan April 4, 2011

kalan porter

A hobbit-like being with the face of an elderly woman who parades around with a Special Olympics-like musical career. A god amongst tasteless pubescent little girls who probably still think Mariah Carey is cool. See also: hack hobbit muano oddiot

Kalan Porter RULES! Let's go play with My Little Pony and put on mommy's makeup!

by yoshimi April 7, 2005