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wake-up juice 

Scottish Slang for the alcoholic beverage "Dragon Soops." a popular Carbonated, Caffeinated Alcohol Beverage in Scotland.
Often used by both the roadman/chav community and Alt community who enjoy the beverage equally when causing raucous in the street.
"Ay wee man, buck me some wake-up juice."

A: "Oh nice, dragon soops."
B: "Aye, that's the wake-up juice."
wake-up juice by Vexatha June 8, 2023

Crab Juice 

A fictitious drink used to denote the lesser of two evils. Originally featured in the episode "The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson", Homer was offered Mountain Dew or Crab Juice. After thoroughly detesting the Mountain Dew, Homer selected the Crab Juice (a flavor most would find detestable).
Brian: Would you rather use MS Office (and support Gate's economic control of the world) or struggle through Open Office to type your paper?
Kelly: I'll take the crab juice. Office seems easier.
Crab Juice by xenoranger December 14, 2010

Passion Juices

Passion juices are the various liquids that are secreated from multiple orifaces while engaging in sexual activity.

Ex. Be careful if you lay in my bed, there may still be some passion juices lining my sheets.
Passion Juices by laysiege February 18, 2009

jesus juice 

Jesus turned water into wine, wine represents or is(depending on your belief) the blood of Christ in Holy Communion ceremonies. Jesus Juice is the wine used for Holy Communion.
jesus juice by SenseNOTNonsense January 2, 2012

Olive Juice 

When you mouth olive juice to someone across a room, it looks like you're saying I love you.
Olive Juice by Laura March 11, 2004

Juicy Juice 

The greatest little kid drink ever. Availible in many forms including juice box and fridge size.
-Juicy Juice, 100% Juice for 100% kids

Juicy Juice by LaxEric2 May 10, 2006